Monday No way I can loose, 7 game parlay

All ML and here it goes:

Evans/SchartzMigit/Humbert/Ducksworth/Cilic/Fuckina/Giron

If I loose, I promise to fuck Billy Jean King in the ass....no lube....no condoms...and I promise she will squirt (stay tuned for video of that). Most of you will applaud...my ex-wives and their lawyers will have "issues"  with my "behavior". Go figure.

Oh..pays +368. And I aredy spent it on a downpayment for a hot Russian prostitute (Bjon Borg knows what I mean). And this bitch may or may NOT have a penis....in my condition this is not important.

LOL wtf 

goodluck sir

 That brings back a lot of memories:))

GL

Please don’t post the video of that Oscarz! BOL however. Somehow I think Cilic might be who keeps Billie Jean from screaming in agony. I can’t ever bet him, especially as part of a parlay.

lmao thats why tennis forum is always a good time people have a sense of humor here and everyone is friendly thats a regular. Win/Lose everyone is positive and motivates a fellow capper. Good luck to all with the slam. Lets get it 

Very informative post..

Until I saw Cilic in the mix. Lol.

Billy Jean King has entered the chat.

If you confuse "loose" and "lose", you've already lost.  Or would it be 'loost'?   

Anyways, congrats on the Retard of the Day trophy, try to keep it out of your mouth

@BWS77

 Read my mind....already loost

@Oxcarz

 Are you okay? I'm worried about you.

This guy's doing just fine. Sounds like my kind of people.

This is great 

@StumpTownStu  you have more in common with Ox than you realize

 When Ox used to play tennis on the Argentinian clay back in the 70s and 80s, he was famous for taking "bathroom" breaks after every set regardless of win or lose...but everyone knew it was an "Ayeyo bump break" and he was always a very generous sharer...right Ox?