Name an athlete you wouldn't get punched by for a million bucks

Probably should be in the general discussion thread but that place is dead. This came up with a couple of buddies and figured i would ask around these parts. there's not many names that came to mind, and most of them were the same. a few said james harrison. i said ray lewis or larry allen. possibly bo jackson?

i'm sure there's some rugby players out there but i have no clue about that sport or anyone in it other than volkanovski used to play.

the rule is no boxers or mma fighters. if you want to get really creative, no nfl players either. for the no nfl players, shaq in his prime was all i could think of. i'd probably eat a punch from cousins for a mil. 

Just a punch? Ray Ray is checked for knives first?  

Chara was first person that came to mind, 6’9 and seemed to really enjoy beating people.

Yeah, this is a tough one. Not really afraid on any of these dudes. Harrison is a good one, as is Larry Allen. There are probably a few O linemen I would add based on their size, including size of their fist.

@benhogan76

 i thought about hockey players but it seems like those guys don't pack a ton of power behind the punches. they seem to be able to eat them for a few minutes before it's broken up. granted they're on skates and hanging off each other's jerseys most of the time, but can a hockey player carry that much power considering they have to be in great physique without a huge build? probably foolish, but i think i'd take the million and risk it. 

@StumpTownStu

 exactly what i was thinking and why larry allen came to mind. anyone that squats over 900 and benches over 700 is probably someone that will give you a life long defect from one punch. those guys fists could cover the entire portion of my face and with one punch, most likely resulting in some type of facial reconstruction. 

another buddy said randy johnson just from what he did to that bird. figures with that kind of velocity, if he can turn a bird into dust with a ball that he threw, he could probably pack a mean haymaker

Brass knucks are not allowed, or any other foreign object, right?

@packersbackers

 nope. nothing other than clean fist

Any top Heavyweight would be bad .

Most hockey fighters come to mind ..

Guessing Probert , Twist and them could do some serious damage ..

Bill Kazmaier tops my list without going into detailed research of who could rival him...however i would still take the blow for that million dollar fee...one split second of impact,,,few weeks or months of pain and recovery,,,followed by a lifetime of guilt free ten cent wheeled bets at the pony track while posting on a Canadian sports gambling website 100 times a day talking to myself in the hopes to make $7 profit daily...ahhhhhh that's the dream life I always envision for myself when I buy lotto max when it's over 50 million...that's my "imagine the freedom"

Will Smith 

There are too many to list for me.   So many athletes I want to get fisted by.    That was the question, right?

Getting one of them to Spooge on you afterwards could net you an additional 500k,,,you'd have to consult with the local Spooge expert around these parts about the exact $ amount 

Hope Solo's a$$hole   

But why?

Butt Y knot?

She's got the meats!