Okay You Fukeng Muuks

My daughter has given me my second grandson, tonight.

If Boilerroom comea up in the paternity lawsuit, I swear to God, his Philadelphia futures are toast!

Congrats  Winky.....

Beautiful   

You reproduced?  

A 10 pounder!!!

4 pounds of cock!!!

Just like his grandpa!!!

He also drools and shits himself, just like his grandpa!   

Foul on the play! Unnecessary roughness, Offense #77! the ball will be placed at the spot of the foul!

Congrats Hanky

Congrats Hank. 

newborn weight box pool anyone?

These are fun.  

You can gamble on anything.  

congrats Hank....get off the porch you drunk 

Congrats 

4 pounds of Cock??

Put on your glasses.That might be umbilical cord.

Congratulations to you and your family !

Now maybe you’ll be soothed like a masseuse just touched your caboose , and “ it moved “ , and you’re not the usual cranky 

undisputed number one Covers’ musical crooner from the super group the Rat Pack please

Don’t get it confused like you just chewed on some mushrooms or just fumed on some stank leaf

cuz It’s your duty to make a beautiful tribute to your muse who gets removed by your pal “ street “

So to mister cool , who’s signature is doodled : “ the spewing room that cranks heat “

You need to see to it that the new little dude in your family pseudonyms exactly 

to “ Boiler room “ ….it’s rudimentary , it’s truth , i mean it’s truly just facts chief 

So In his honor , put the moniker , or at least call Monte The motherfuckin’ Godfather ,

Holler , cuz you gotta earn

Respect like that , 

Cuz when you get ejected in a second flat , and resurrect to live again and get right back

to your friends means your credible and an extra special level cat …..

 Free Monte and make him The Godfather

Welcome to the world o’ little BoilerRoom …

may you grow to be wise and strong , a giant amongst the rhymes of life’s lines and songs…..

@666LES

I think he meant 4 pounds of coke 

Congrats Hank. 

Great thread title for such news 

@Cranky_Hank

Congrats

Birth name shrimp?

this is bunk , and I’m wired up , and ready to crack the case ( of beer wide open ) 

Name the kid montespire..it will be a touching scene when you explain on your death bed.?????

I'm glad you shared the news with us. Very thoughtful. As Spock rapped "an extra special cat." 

Thanks guys.    

I spend a good amount of time here so it’s only fitting I share some good news too.

Congrats on the birth of another enormous cock!

yes I second that , and that’s an oddity , because I’m always used to coming in first , you can ask my girlfriend , she’ll tell ya 

In reality.  I'm closer to the Mailman of Maywood, John Prine.