You are one of the more annoying posters on this site in quite some time.
I am a peaceful man, so will refrain from telling you that I'd like to punch you in the face.
However, I have a buddy by the name of bigred who is extremely volatile.
At 6'1" and 218lbs he can curb stomp your ass and leave your teeth all over the field. He can beat you like an owned mule that he wants to rent. Make you fuck a crippled goat. Yes, he is that vicious of a man, so it's best that you shut your trap, Jimmy
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You are one of the more annoying posters on this site in quite some time.
I am a peaceful man, so will refrain from telling you that I'd like to punch you in the face.
However, I have a buddy by the name of bigred who is extremely volatile.
At 6'1" and 218lbs he can curb stomp your ass and leave your teeth all over the field. He can beat you like an owned mule that he wants to rent. Make you fuck a crippled goat. Yes, he is that vicious of a man, so it's best that you shut your trap, Jimmy
I haven't smiled all day until I read the sentence "Make you fuck a crippled goat"
It has been a long day.
I have sudden empathy for that make believe goat. Sad goat making a sad baaaaaaaaaa sound....nothing like the fiery aggressive baaaaaaaaa sounds that goat made in its early years when it stayed out all night and found the cutest doe in the field and dominated her.........just a sad no-umph in it broken baaaaaa sound......with drool coming out of his mouth and his tongue kinda hanging loose out the side.
Broken baaaaa. baa-aaaaa-aaaaa....then death by sodomy. Jimmy Gape being forced to bang him.
"You give it to that good for nothing 3 legged goat like you mean it Jimmy!" "Or we start over!"
Like that movie Whiplash when the Farmer's Insurance guy is the mean drum instructor. (low key great movie)
I had to google what a female goat was. I initially typed sheep. It is doe.
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I haven't smiled all day until I read the sentence "Make you fuck a crippled goat"
It has been a long day.
I have sudden empathy for that make believe goat. Sad goat making a sad baaaaaaaaaa sound....nothing like the fiery aggressive baaaaaaaaa sounds that goat made in its early years when it stayed out all night and found the cutest doe in the field and dominated her.........just a sad no-umph in it broken baaaaaa sound......with drool coming out of his mouth and his tongue kinda hanging loose out the side.
Broken baaaaa. baa-aaaaa-aaaaa....then death by sodomy. Jimmy Gape being forced to bang him.
"You give it to that good for nothing 3 legged goat like you mean it Jimmy!" "Or we start over!"
Like that movie Whiplash when the Farmer's Insurance guy is the mean drum instructor. (low key great movie)
I had to google what a female goat was. I initially typed sheep. It is doe.
Sure when you got a straight killer like bigred that you can let out of his cage anytime that you want the big tough words can flow like one of them chicks that has an irregular menstrual cycle that has two periods a month .
what a real man you are !
But if I possessed the ownership of a beast and a creature like that I would probably do the same .
you see how I came around at the end , so please don’t don’t sic that monster on me Hugh .
hugh ? Hugh ? You there ? Please , I’m a Cowboys fan for Christ’s sake …..
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
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Sure when you got a straight killer like bigred that you can let out of his cage anytime that you want the big tough words can flow like one of them chicks that has an irregular menstrual cycle that has two periods a month .
what a real man you are !
But if I possessed the ownership of a beast and a creature like that I would probably do the same .
you see how I came around at the end , so please don’t don’t sic that monster on me Hugh .
hugh ? Hugh ? You there ? Please , I’m a Cowboys fan for Christ’s sake …..
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