RIDICULOUS SOAP OPERA NARRATIVE- HISTORY DAY PITTSBURGH V. COLORADO

So today is 'History Day' in Colorado. A day to celebrate the losing history of the team? I guess they did go to the World Series that one year and got smoked by the Red Sox... Anyway, it appears MLB isn't gonna be so obvious about it's Wokeness unlike the NBA. Some good at least but it's still there lurking. They're just going to be sneaky about it. I'm kinda glad I was wrong about Vin Scully jersey night. They just moved it down the road to San Diego. I let myself be henched by one of the better ones on this site.

So 'History Day.' All the problems of the world can be placed on the 'history' of the white man, right? That being said I guarantee a goofy-looking pitcher like Austin Gomber is NOT gonna pick up the W today. There are also a bunch of whytees in the Rockies lineup today. Not a good sign. So if they are going to win it's not going to come from any of them.

My plan is to play this game live and take the Pirates early if I can get them at +money. Austin Gomber will NOT be getting the W in this one if the Rockies win at all. If the Rockies are ahead when he leaves the game I will take the Pirates live. If the Rockies are are behind when Gomber leaves the game I will take Colorado. The game within the game...

Also, i'd like to make a correction from yesterday. I wrote in a post that San Francisco would win at least one game from Miami. After viewing the lineups today I don't believe that's possible. The Marlins should win this one...

This is so dumb I took the minute to login and comment. You need help

..Story time

@coolfront

 So Gomber cant get the W cause he is white,are you sure he identfies as white.I just dont want excuses if he wins.

So, this is the too many whytees in the lineup fade system?

I have no clue what I read

I'll be here to point out the anti-whiteism ALL SEASON LONG.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

You tell those hechman

@joeflaccid

 That's why i'm here!

I kinda actually almost truly wholeheartedly agree with this angle