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packersbackers · Accepted Answer

Is this jailbird worthy of stopping short?&#xA;If yes,,,

trainwreck66 · Answer

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Cranky_Hank · Answer

Is that you Monte?

spockgato · Answer

Yo Estelle had the face of a frying pan with a gargoyle&#x2019;s shit in the middle of it but I bet them titties was nice and fat with all the right curvature some 40 years back in time so I don&#x2019;t blame homeboy for stopping short and gettin&#x2019; a little squeeze on them milk melons ya feel me ?

JOHNNY_ODAE · Answer

Hey, noticed this and placed a wager on  Czechia to beat the States this afternoon. 6players from NHL have come over to play in the Worlds. Will be 1st time in awhile home field is gonna make a difference. Look for the new 6 and tell me that isn&#x27;t a game changer. Get down, Get funky. You got an hour!!

JOHNNY_ODAE · Answer

Cranky, could you use your fine skills and play "Big John" for me. going to a poker game, 7 card stud, need inspiration.

Cranky_Hank · Answer

Never a problem for you Johnny.

Biscuiteater1 · Answer

I wore puka shell necklace for a couple years, but only to the club and some bars and cookouts.This has haunted me for a long time.I am asking for a pardon.

spockgato · Answer

I pretended to like Def Leppard to make conversation with this big titted broad once , and I turbo faked my way into lying that I took up the drums but only used one arm because the drummer was an inspiration to me .

I did the whole air drum with the foot stomp and everything . sad Forgive me .

XXMyThirdEyeXX · Answer

This one time in college I decided to roll with a Scottish accent the entire night at the bar. The chicks thought I was some kind of exchange student and loved it.  Please forgive me.

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