I've been living rent free in BigRed's big melon for years. I'm going out of town for a few months and would like to sublet my apartment in BigMouth's, I mean BigRed's head.
All utilities are included. The lights are dim for the most part. Great heat in the winter as he is a hothead. Great for mystery lovers, as BigMouth always is tracking down a conspiracy against him.
Great place for a happy couple. Maybe Drew and Iron Mike would be interested.
$700/month OBO.
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