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I just left a vile load in the toilet, and what a load it was!
The kind of load a real man can be proud of ... sorta like a woman giving birth to her first child. When I was done I didn't know whether to hand out cigars or wipe my asss.
Unfortunately, my tremendous sense of pride was quickly washed away with the realization that this was one of those 30-wipe dumps ... ya know the kind of dump where you wipe, and wipe, and wipe, yet can't seem to figure out where the hell all this poop keeps coming from?
Yes, this was going to require wipies. Thankfully, I keep a stash under the sink for times such as this. But upon review of the now used wipies, I can see that there seems to be an endless flow of poop still at my backdoor hole. No lie, I used 5 wipies and there were STILL remnants of my remarkable feat on the paper.
What's a man to do? Nothing left but to take a shower and lube my backside with plenty of soap. So I jump in the shower, briskly rubbing a bar of soap between my hands, and go up there for a total cleansing, followed by a spray down from my massaging shower head.
I'm now clean 
bigreds daddy
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