Eddie and everybody else thought that that was the funniest sh*t. And that threw me in a weird space cause I'm like, "Yo, this is Rick James and he's a star. Maybe I'm overreacting." I actually went there like, "Maybe I shouldn't do nothing." But my ghetto side was going, "Yo, stomp this motherf***er out right here. What the f*** is wrong with him?"
Tell me about it . What am I gonna do without seeing the sight of Jokic running up and down the court with his anteater schnozz getting redder with every trip he makes open that 94 foot playground for overgrown kids ?
While he wipes whatever sweat or imaginary boogers he has on his Denver Nugget team jersey ?
and how will I manage to live without seeing Trae Young go sometimes quarters without shooting the ball ?
And without seeing that head of hair he’s got that reminds me of Doc Brown from Back to the Future ?
1 point twenty one jiggawatts !
what’s the problem with skeletor face ?
His wrists hurt from pushin’ up against the wall on his last date or something ?
owe my butt .
and good god man . When he doesn’t shave and goes scruff scrizzle he looks like a guy that sells illegal weed vape pens at the bus station .
like every time I see the guy he appears to be in a shadow . How is that possible ? There’s lighting in the arena . He’s always Just looks like he’s chillin’ and trying to be inconspicuous .
I swear I saw a tab of acid or two fall out of his sock a couple of times while on the fast break . I got TiVo so I rewound the footage .
guy’s on the heebeejeebee pharmaceuticals cuz . I’m calling it now . He probably snorts ephedrine and gets syringe shots of cocaine to the penis veins in the shaft too .
but then again he’s a bad mother… shut yo mouth .
and don’t even get me started on T.J . McConnell . Fuck . How many kittens has he whipped into delirium with his jock strap ? Guy has the eyes of a demon . Sure he’s clean cut on the outside but I bet his body count has surpassed ten people .
wait . It’s 7 days off . Counting today ? So six more to go then ? Great ! I can’t wait .
@bigred84
Because I like you , and because i don’t want you to get a bad rep around here , I’m gonna have to be the one to tell you …..
that emoji right there that you keep using is the “ tossing your salad “ emoji …..
That’s the new slang . And that comes direct from the streets .
It looks SUS that you keep posting it .
You know , I don’t want word to get out , and then it affects your business sales ….
that “ you’re the tossing salad man “ .
I want you to get to that top overall sales spot for carpets in your region . And I want you to stay there .
P.S . If you ain’t down with the get down “ tossing salad “ means eating somebody’s butt .
just thought that you should know . Now cut that shit out immediately 
Bro I’m pulling for you ….
while at the same time I’m pushing you to try eveb harder so that you can stay there at that number one spot .
and when I do it it’s like reallly quick and stuff , with the back and forth , and all of the sudden herky jerky movements , so please , don’t get sick from the inertia or whatever and puke on my new shirt cuz it compliments my deltoids like no other piece of clothing apparel I’ve ever draped across and adorned my physique with .
thanks in advance
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