They don't even tell you why you are in rehab

I give another lock winner. I don't know why else I am in rehab

Mods are tired hearing about how you get banged out by trannies. 

@Danny9999

 The word Lock is taboo in these parts.

How’d that lock do?

Yeah, I hear they're sticking all kinds of burritos in him down in Mexico. It's a regular fiesta in his ass.

@StumpTownStu

Your lock cost me thousands of dollars. I hope you rot in here for weeks 

Cause you have been a really really bad boy...danny boy!...lol

No waiting, line 1!

Cub -105

Danny The Douche!

Danny Bona Douche'

Dannon Yogurt

Danny Bona Douche

Making copies

Xerox

Nice seeing you in here again

@Danny9999

 I'll take a crack at it. This is merely a guess as I don't have the ear of any of the moderators nor inside knowledge of the situation. Maybe it's because you're a piece of shit sexual tourist who brags about exploiting young women who come from poor, underdeveloped countries. Young women who are possibly underaged, and almost certainly being sexually trafficked. You tell yourself that they're just young ladies trying to earn a buck but that's just not how the world works, Danny. And rather than keep your proclivities to yourself, you feel the need to bombard the other posters, on a gambling website mind you, with your "lifestyle" choices. You act like a child who has had his first candy bar. Like you've discovered some unknown and untapped resource. You act like you're the first guy on this website to bang a prostitute in TJ. Most would let it be a memory and possibly an anecdotal story. We would all laugh about it. Crack a few jokes. It would be all in fun. Not you though. You insist on coming here and mocking gamblers, on a gambling website. You mocked a long time poster, who has been very open about his struggles with his wife, who came here because he felt comfortable sharing, this being a very small and tight knit online community. And that's why you come here, isn't it, Danny? You could post anywhere about hookers in TJ. There are probably entire Facebook groups and subreddits dedicated to the subject but you want that feel of a small community because you want to feel like you are getting it all off your chest. Confessing. Defending your actions. You aren't trying to convince us that what you are doing is right. You are trying to convince yourself. What you're doing isn't right though, Danny. This isn't banging a prostitute that one time in TJ. That one bachelor party weekend. You're making a lifestyle out of exploiting young women who don't have many options, and more than likely don't have any choice in the matter. And to top it all off, you're haggling with them as if they are kids selling sombreros and chiclé on the side of the road. You have the audacity to talk about these "perfect 10s" and how you're falling in love and your broke ass can't even be bothered to pay them a fair price. You are a total fucking scum bag.

Around here, there are some ropes that are shorter, and some ropes that are longer. I'm guessing that one, if not all of the mods are just recognizing what a total piece of shit you are and just giving you a short rope.

P.S. When a piece of shit like you moves to a place like that, you think your dollar is propping up the economy. And it does. What you fail to realize though is that you also drive up the cost of living for the poor native residents, increasing the costs of basic goods, etc. Tourist towns are better for the locals when the tourist don't decide to move in. You're a total fucking scumbag. Call it a hunch but you will continue to get boxed until you are either banned permanently or you just do us all a favor and leave on your own.

I will admit it.....after reading Stu's post I had to google "chicle"

Prolly because I'm so very white..... white..... baby.  

Remember when Jim Carrey parodied Vanilla Ice on In Living Color?  How did that show only last 5 seasons?

The skit with the 2 gay dudes with the little tiny hats was pretty funny.  Hated it......2 snaps in a circle.....lol.....that shit was funny.  And fire marshal bill.  And the homeless guy with the pickle jar.

I don't even think Danny is down in TJ.  He is most likely employed as a telemarketer in some run down strip mall in Baltimore.  Time shares.  He sells Mexican time shares.  That is why he stays in TJ so much.  No.....he does the time share rescue thing where they make you pay to get out of the time share.  (I bet that is owned by the time share companies as well and they use all the people that have owned time shares for awhile and never use them as leads and just call them from the next room over)  Maybe Danny isn't even a dude.  Maybe it is Danielle.  This is the interwebs how could we ever know for sure?

Maybe Danny is actually a 43 year old female time share rescue salesperson that identifies as a 45 year old American Ex-pat Tijuana sex addict.  YOOOOOOOO!  

Who tf buys a time share?  Seriously?  Is that still a thing?

Deuce Vaughn may have won the backup RB job today for Dem Boyz.

Be nice if the Rangers held on here.  These lines on them been short last 2 days.  Might go back to the well again tomorrow.

I just covered a lot of ground in that post.  Lot to unpack.  So very tired now.  

@StumpTownStu

 You nailed it sir