Today I witnessed a most amazing sight

I saw on the side of the road, a piece of roadkill, it looked like an opposum but not quite sure.  Anyhow, for a brief second, I thought i spotted the letters... T-R-O-L-L, and then like a flash of lightning, it occurred to me why you trolls behave like you do.

Even though you might be alive in the flesh, on the inside,  you're as dead as that roadkill specimen.  So you really don't know any other way to carry on

in your moribund existence.  You're like a car with a faulty transmission.  No matter what you do you're not going to get very far.  So when those perpetual feelings of futility kick into gear, your only saving grace is to spread your misery and hardship onto others.

As you can see, I'm quite understanding of human nature