Why am I boxed?

free Stu 

Prolly being correct that this site is 90% white Libs.  Can’t be spitting out facts homey 

 This is curious.....

In that this is a gambling website, and your comments have always been reasonable, I'd bet a significant amount of money I could tell you who is responsible. Any guesses out there ?

And Stu, by the way, why do you care ? They need you far more than you need them.

Enjoy your time in "Sin bin" and ponder your transgressions..

STU, you are an Invaluable Covers contributer..even though I sometimes disagree with your points. You have NEVER offended me with your :"different points of view "..Actually I enjoy your perspective..Educates Me 

Free StumpTownStu and please let him know which valued and important rule of Covers he violated. Thank you!

This doesn’t make any sense . StumpTownStu is like the pinnacle of excellence . He’s like a brand new pair of sneakers straight out da box and fresh , with nary a scuff mark on them motherfuckers . Plus he gives to the poor and is the only one that sings Christmas Carols in his whole entire neighborhood during that time of the year . Plus he dodges the tomatoes and fruitcakes that are thrown at him because he sings like Biz Markie but he’s got the Barry Sanders moves , so then he picks them shits up and gives them food projectiles to the homeless . This is an injustice . An abomination . If I was Jackie Childs I would file a motion or a grievance or some shit . If I was Julia Childs I would bake something and throw it in the face of whatever authority figure bestowed upon him this most unfair sentence . If I was Jane Child I would take all the metal shit out of my face and those terrible white girl braids that she wears in her Canadian hair and I would make some nunchucks with them like Vanzack has in his avatar photo and beat the hell out of whoever did this unsanctimonious act worse than they beat their meat when they were a teenager . If I was Chris Childs I would wonder why my career plateaued and I never reached a higher level of stardom even though I was given ample opportunity and the keys to the offense by multiple coaches . This is scary unfair , like restaurants not honoring coupons on holidays , but taking them shits no problem on September 13th , the day of Tupac’s death . I’m pissed . Free Stu . This is a conspiracy perhaps . Like JFK or the Moon Landing . Is it because he’s an avid supporter of Monte ? It makes you wonder . Like being high on hallucinogenic mushrooms . I’m gonna get to the bottom of this . Like a Hungry Man dinner . Because I won’t be happy till every frozen pea is eaten and the plate is licked clean like it was your first attempts at cunnilingus that you had with that first real girlfriend in high school . Peace .

And that’s why you turned out the way ya did . Your teachers , your parents , Big Bird and Ernie , the priest you spent the weekends with when you were 9 , they all told you that reading is fundamental , and a great way to exercise the brain muscles , but you didn’t listen .

Instead you chose to ignore their advice and you went the way of the devil , by taking up a life of petty crime , stealing porno mags out of open windows and the socks right off of the feet of homeless men too drunk and fucked up on park benches to put up a fight . Horrendous .

Intense Operator ? You couldn’t pitch a tent and put your cock in anything you hater . I see you . Easy peasy , like pudding and pie . You were the loner kid , who dressed up like a furry and masturbated to the soundtrack of Star Trek on the weekends while all the regular kids would be out cruising the strip looking for poon tang . You weird son of a bitch . Your idols are mister Rogers , that motherfucker right there in your picture that paints little trees , Luke Skywalker , and Father Fred from way back in your youth who taught you how to do the stations of the cross “ the special way “ like they did back during the time of the Crusades where old dirty men took little boys to the “ Holy Land of Prayer “ by showing them how their penises could resurrect themselves like Jesus did after just a short 30 minute break after ejaculating the “ Blessed Sacrament “ but it was really because they needed to recover , and reboot the old wang bone ……

I’m disgusted with you and your inability to read letters when they are assembled into words that grow into paragraphs and stories that completely point the finger and laugh at your illiteracy . 

and how dare you desecrate a thread made by and for Stu ? I swear to God that I will pray for you every day of my life . Now take that ping pong ball out of your rectum and apologize for not being hooked on phonics , but being hooked on just being an overall unbearable piece of shit ….

For 1......He's a Snitch

Free Stu ! Free Monte ! Make Intense Operator do 1 push up as punishment for his diabolical heresy ! Which unfortunately for him is tantamount to a Life Sentence cuz he’s one weak motherfucker and he’ll be stuck there forever , nipples to the floor , like a stripper who had an accident and fell of off the pole from 6 feet up because she tried a maneuver she hadn’t yet mastered and also didn’t take into account that the girl who danced just prior to her would slick up the pole with menstruation juices ……

It’s amazing . Monte is erased faster than the small blemishes or cellulite that can be seen on a Kim Kardashian photo . What did this guy do ? Take a drive up to Nova Scotia or Fairfax and take a shit at Covers headquarters ?

Is he dating ColinMac’s ex-girlfriend or something ? If not , Did he somehow manage to be in the same restaurant as her once and save her from choking by getting behind her and thrusting the Heimlich maneuver ? And this pissed the MacDaddy off because it looked like sex ? Did Monte perform mouth to mouth resuscitation on her and instead of being thankful does C-Mac harbor resentment because their lips touched ?

Makes no sense , like the novelty of a lava lamp . Can we get any information at all as to what the fuck happened ? You’d think Monte defecated on Flint’s lawn or bushes for Christ’s sakes man . Did he throw up in his tomato garden or some shit ? And now nothing grows ? Da hell is going on ?

Maybe the People’s moderator SuperBeets will be able to shed some light on all of this like he’s the parent that came home early that just walked into the dark room and hit the switch on the wall only to see his offspring balls deep inside what he couldn’t believe was a surprisingly good looking girl , because he didn’t think his kid had it like that , since junior was the Lead in the play the last 4 years running . Ya dig ? So Yo . What up ?

And let’s hope that you’re not insinuating that Stu is a snitch , my God , that couldn’t be further from the truth , cuz he’s like Domenic Toretto …… “ he never Narc’d on nobody !!!!! “

got to say Stump is one of the more reasonable people on the site. Can call bullshit on things both sides of anything. Was probably being too reasonable is my guess. Not that it will do any good, but hope he gets freed 

Two parody accounts that only post in the same threads at the same time are placed in cuffs at same time for same amount of time with all the usual suspects defending them in this thread. Very curious indeed. 

Well if Wallstreet wasn't lying, implying someone is posting with multiple user names is why Fubah got boxed along with me. So you should be joining after I report this. I hate tit for tat and tat for tit, but you guys love it and started this shit. How would I be a fake account and be 19  years old, use what little brain you have, that makes no sense. 

Huh?? .

I'm not referring to you and have no idea what you are talking about.  

I am referring to those boxed in this thread and elsewhere in the PB at the current moment that always show up in the same threads, with the same users and defenses. 

Interesting that you would get defensive and offended though. 

Feel free to report what you need to, won't impact me at all. I only post with this username. 

I also said they are parody accounts, meaning you cannot take them seriously. 

He is out. .

Stu snitching???? 

No.

I believe he would fush your fat blond wife 

Take you out with a glock if you fusked with his family or money....

Drive 100 while under the influence k...

Totally see that coming but snitch... No won't believe it unless you show me a statement in a discovery from your lawyer... Just not his play.

@nature1970

 Not driving under the influence anymore. Personal growth, brother.

And Spock is right about one thing....

I never snitched on anybody in my entire life about anything. Definitely not on a website.