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You want Dad back, I tell ya what

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I will see if dad can come back when the Leafs win the cup.
 
Fair enough.
 
 
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How about if the Rockets beat the Cavs tonight 
 
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bring dad back and ill sit in the box for the next 4 months
 
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Not fair enough.
 
How about if the Leafs win another game?
 
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HOW DARE YOU TEASE
 
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Who are the Leafs/
 
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 Can you add Oddsmaster to the list????
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
And what are the Leafs???? Rolling papers
 
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i would take some futures action on this...especially after wallstreet's "if the giants win, then everyone goes free" statement

hell, i'll release everyone if the red sox miss the playoffs this year
 
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Lippsman, let dad come back.
 
FE is vouching for him. Put us both in permanent rehab.
 
He goes over the line again, ban us both forever.
 
 
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Lipps, what if I get you pool cleaning for a year and a 3 day 2 night trip up to Vermont for snowmobiling and some cage fighting.
 
Does that get us dad back?
 
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I'm saving this thread guys... Lipps & KOAJ.
 
 
 
Just in case said things happen.
 
 
 
 
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Let the Nation try to win 5 in a row to get dad back.
 
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dad
kid
 
 
 
them nods
 
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Quote Originally Posted by KOAJ:


hell, i'll release everyone if the red sox miss the playoffs this year

party on garth!

ps - in all seriousness, dad ain't bad, just gets drunk. keep him in the box for as long as them nods want.

 
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at 12:49pm on February 15th, 2008
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Quote Originally Posted by Football_Expert:

Let the Nation try to win 5 in a row to get dad back.

The Nation could do that if were allowed.

Also I dont know if bribes work but I will put up $100 to have dad back.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Football_Expert:

Lipps, what if I get you pool cleaning for a year and a 3 day 2 night trip up to Vermont for snowmobiling and some cage fighting.
 
Does that get us dad back?

Ok, if you don't think the Leafs winning the cup it fair, how about making sure Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan are sober for more than a week in a row.

 
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Lipps, how can you ban a guy for saying G-Town is slow, dumb and black?

That's not over any line.

You know you fucked up. Just like you fucked up being a Leafs fan.

Bring dad back and we'll let you become a fan of a real team.

 

 
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Did you see my girl Lindsay's ripe melons and 40,000,000 freckles?
 
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If I was a mod, none of this would have happened.
 
We are banning the wrong people for the wrong reasons.
 
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Lipps, I have a Mats Sundin Fleer Ultra card I can send your way for letting dad come back.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Football_Expert:

Did you see my girl Lindsay's ripe melons and 40,000,000 freckles?


Ugh.  That was awful.  If one of those isn't cancerous, I'll be shocked.
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Football_Expert:

Lipps, what if I get you pool cleaning for a year and a 3 day 2 night trip up to Vermont for snowmobiling and some cage fighting.
 
Does that get us dad back?

How about if FE admits he has no life, works in a meaningless cubicle job, is a jealous redundant piece of shit, and admits he's not married, and really admits PBOX is his only reason  for waking up in life?

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