just SOME of the dumb things said by demos AND repubs

babs boxer--those who died in the earthquake, their lives will never be the same

rev al sharp--I believe that gays and lesbians deserve to have the same rights as homosexuals

marion barry--outside of all the killings, we have one of the lowest crime rates in the country

al gore--a zebra does not change its spots

john kerry--I will stand up and struggle to get that right balance between sex and violence

harry washington, former chicago mayor--I believe in women's rights for every woman but my own

now for the other guys...

jerry falwell--grown men should not be having sex with  prostitutes unless they're married to them

ronnie reag--trees cause more pollution than cars

don rumsy--I would not say that the future is less predictable than the past--I think the past was not predictable when it started

rush limby--the only way to reduce nuclear weapons is to use them

berto gonzalez--presidents washington, lincoln, wilson, and roosevelt all authorized electronic surveillance

arnold--I think gay marriage should be between a man and a woman

Obama - I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go

Bush - You're doing a heckava job Brownie

John Edwards - I know that it's not possible that this child could be mine

Rumsfeld - Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war

W (again) - There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again

Biden - You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking

Hank Johnson D (GA) - My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.

Cheney (to Leahy) - Go f**k yourself

Bill Clinton - I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky

Quayle  - One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared

Rummy - We do know of certain knowledge that he [Osama Bin Laden] is either in Afghanistan, or in some other country, or dead

Biggest Lie:

“I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States"

His full quote was :

I will stand up and struggle, as others have, to try to get that right balance between violence, and sex, and things.
 - John Kerry - ABC News