Your father should have picked the smelliest of his three options.
Your father should have picked the smelliest of his three options.
I was suggesting that your mother suffers from vaginosis, halitosis and swamp ass. I was further intimating that your father picked a hole that smelled like a carp buried under a rabbit hutch and we lucked out and got you. If he had picked either of her other openings (both much smellier than his first choice) you would never have been born. If you didn't exist, you wouldn't be posting all this pseudo-intellectual pablum that annoys me so. This is not the "best I got", but it effectively communicates my total lack of respect for you.
I hope this clears it up for you.
I was suggesting that your mother suffers from vaginosis, halitosis and swamp ass. I was further intimating that your father picked a hole that smelled like a carp buried under a rabbit hutch and we lucked out and got you. If he had picked either of her other openings (both much smellier than his first choice) you would never have been born. If you didn't exist, you wouldn't be posting all this pseudo-intellectual pablum that annoys me so. This is not the "best I got", but it effectively communicates my total lack of respect for you.
I hope this clears it up for you.
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