BigFuryJoe

Volpe just gave me a major bulge!  I need an Italian sausage sandwich so bad!

Kaufee….my brother from another mother!  Your picks have been hot!!! And making me so horny!  I’ve been tailing that ass!  And trust me that’s not the only ass I’ve been watching.  

Rizzo fumbled that toss, and because of that he’ll be practicing with my balls later tonight.  He needs to work on those hands…..trust me Rizzo will be getting my jizzo.

In all seriousness - Nice run, Kaufee!!  Let’s keep the hot streak going.

Nice pick Kaufee! Those Mets made me particularly horny tonight.  My boner has never been bigger!  Well that’s actually a lie, but a story for another day.   

Cumming everywhere!

Edging right now! Detroit feels so good

-3 is getting pricey.   Raw dog that sexy azz!

Double post.  Sexy write up in the other.   King of the jungle, baby!

BigFuryJoe and his jacked package is back! He’s so freakin horny…..it’s been a long off season. All he can think about is pounding tail, Lion tail. You thought he just liked men. Ahh hell nah, he’s into male animals too, as long they’re hung like a Dan Campbell. Who wants to join this orgy? Let’s go!!! Male Lions only!

I’m practicing safe mating and took -3.  Raw dogging always feels best, so don’t be concerned taking the line.

Gilbert’s balls are huge and glorious.  I could feast on them all weekend long!

is that an offer?  Because I’m a hard taker.

@the1toturn2

 We’re up 3-0 which means a triple play.  Me - you - and someone else!

I’m so hard and horny 

Back to back doubles, like getting double teamed from Gilbert and Sevais! 2 well hung men

That double play just made me jizz all over my living room!  It’s a beautiful mess!  Those M infielders are sexy beyond belief! 

Mariners are sailing the seas with a mighty wind behind their sails. My mast is fully erect.  Logan is a sexy lozenges.  Suck those Gilberts until they explode all over you.

BINGO!!!   You gentleman are correct.  Kaufee is an outstanding citizen and needs to be released.

Speaking of BINGO, that reminds me of one of my other favorite games - Twister!  That story remains for another day….

Mods, what is going on here? Why is a highly regarded and respectful member like Kaufee in rehab? It can’t be because he called out piece of sh!t, KeyElement? Read KeyElement’s write ups. My God, he should be banned for that shit.

Ban KeyElement for making up everything he writes! Ban him for spewing lies! If not for Kaufee, how about some empathy for me? Seeing him locked up, and possibly in cuffs, sure does get Joe’s engine running.

FREE KAUFEE! FREE KAUFEE! Do it for the people. Do it for my boner that won’t go down.

Nate Oats balls are looking tasty

Nate Oats balls are looking tasty

Respectfully, I have to fade this play.   Nate is going to spray his Oat milk all over Joe’s face.