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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiyrPZP0DBg

So today is Dan's birthday and as some of you may remember from my previous thread, when your gamersaloon balance is negative it means you're struggling financially. What I like to do in this situation is give someone a line for their birthday. I decided to give him Tue 10/28 901 CLE regular season wins over 55½ -140...essentially free money. Do you guys do this? If not how do you guys give gifts without breaking the bank?

So I'm vacationing in Italy for a few days. Yesterday I went too see the Vatican. Lots of pretty cool artwork. Then we notice this statue that people were lining up to touch for good luck. We decided to try it and when it was my turn for whatever reason I was thinking about my tennis wagers. So once I touched the statue I murmured "Vasek Pospisil " under my breath. Once I got back I told Yoni and he thought it was a good idea. He thought it would be a good trend to use for future Super Bowls, kentucky Derbys, march madness etc. Anyways Pospisil ends up losing so now I am officially 0-1 with this trend.

Both of these stories are from middle school...

Alright guys I'm gonna need your help determining who is right. So whenever my friend "bones" comes over we always do mini contests  such as xbox, ping pong etc. for facebook statuses. That is, whoever is up at the end of the day gets to post a facebook status for the other person who must then leave it up for an hour. So the last 3 times or so he's managed to walk away with the status on me. So today he felt bad for me so we played a game of ping pong and we had an understanding that if i won i would get to post a status for him. It was a nice gesture by him to level the playing field. After i won he changed his mind and decided that i couldn't do it till after the day. Anyways I was up 2 total statuses and then I gave him 2/1 in mlb 2k he was blue jays i was giants. I really didtn even think it was fair considering hes better than i am. I lost, so it all came down to the final challgne, nba 2k. It was a pretty intense game and ended up going into overtime. He was up 5 with 30 seconds left and I had what he called a 'tantrum'. I can agree to some extent, I was saying how I'm never playing for statuses again and next time he comes over I'll just follow my draftstreet team all day. I was pretty pissed considering how lenient I had been in giving him statuses back in mlb 2k considering he is better than i am, and i spot him a lot in ping pong when i'm up so he pretty much always wins them back. So as i was having the tantrum he forgets about the game and shoots a full court shot. I score and he throws the ball away on the inbounds pass. As this is going on I'm throwing my "tantrum" and hes not paying attention and trying to argue with me. Anways he's up 2 with 5 seconds left i have no to's and i foul him. He misses both and i get the rebound, go down with kobe and hit a buzzer 3. He's now saying I shouldn't post one and isn't letting me because my "tantrum" caused him to lose. I think I deserve to do it but he's saying I should just be lucky that I didn't lose and get one on my name and that it wouldn't be fair. What is your guys' honest opinion?

a soft chinchilla 

do you even realize how pointless (and somewhat disrespectful) it is to blow into a straw and shoot the paper across the table at ANYONE (especially a friend of yours)...you're comparing apples to apples

Sorry for being out of line earlier. I didn't mean to have it come out like that but you guys sometimes get the best of me (so does liquor, so who am i to complain?) i'm just very frustrated at the moment and really want to get this done. if you're not gonna sign it then don't comment. period.

fuck u guys u fucking pieces of shit...cant even take anything seriously go sit a bathtub with a toaster all of you

at this point, i don't think it matters whether Sam is male or female. (S)he is my best friend through fucking thick and thin. Stop judging and help a brother out

sorry guys made a typo in the link https://www.gopetition.com/petitions/keep-camel-toe-at-the-zoo.html

Guys I started this petition cause like lets be honest....its fucking disgusting. If you could please take 5 seconds out of your day to help me out, its online https://www.gopetition.com/petitions/keep-camel-toe-at-the-zoo.htm.l I'm trying to get to 450 signatures to take it to Washington with my friend Sam. As you guys can clearly see I've really started doing something productive with my time...once I deleted my internet history its like I never thought about Gamersaloon since then. It's nice to be looked at in the eye again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLqqonSVQzY

I'm a person thats gotta have music playing during sexy time. Nothing gets my gf's box wet nearly as fast as this one #

BRO i don't like him like that....