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Good to see ya made it dawg.  

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Rask is more likely to start for Boston than Thomas.

3rd game in 4 nights for Boston and this is a great spot to give Rask a start against a crappy Toronto team, who just happens to be his former team that gave up on him.

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I've slept with roughly 125 chicks over the last 11 years.  Not ONCE have I ever rejected a person.

Last Saturday night out clubbin all night with my boys, we ended up chillin at Jersey's Club Abyss.  We hit the DF most of the night, grindin with the biggest person in the club.

Then it happened - some ugly beast of a woman wraps her arm around me from behind, grabs my balls and whispers in my ear 'your coming back to my place tonight'.

My first thought was 'it's on' - until I circled around and met her face to face.  In front of my eyes was easily Jersey's ugliest club chick, primed and ready for a tongue wrestling match.  This girl had a horse face on a good day.  They should have flat out rejected her at the front door, before her toes even hit the dance floor.

Completely not prepared for rejection, I had to come up with a quick excuse...the only thing I could think of was 'sorry, I have a girlfriend'.  LOL   She replies with "don't worry about your girlfriend tonight".   I awkwardly scrambled off the dance floor, finished my beer, and told the boyz were hittin another club.

Never in my life had I rejected a drunk skank before.

Has any other single guy out there EVER rejected a drunk chick?   I'm seriously curious about that one. My crew have been razzing me all week.

Maybe i'm just getting older and wiser? I should book an appt with a shrink to find the meaning behind this.  haha

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Gotta go with DJ Jazzy Jeff.   His shit is tight.

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When I (or one of my boyz) blows a legitimate fart, I can't help myself from taking a real good sniff.

Every fart must be evaluated on a case by case basis.

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Quote Originally Posted by FadeOnly:

This is the greatest thread i've seen in many many months.

FnS...I've been banging this chick who absolutely LOVES to pop these prescription pills that she gets from somewhere...
The sex is way better when she does NOT take these things.  How do i get her to stop popping the Xanex and Valium??  I'm tired of feeling like i'm banging a dead body.

Jesus, nothing worse than a dead fuck.  This is definitely a critical situation.

Do a pill switch.  Find a safe drug that could easily be switched with her valium bottle without the person noticing.

You've got to get this bitch back to sucking your balls while fingering your ass.

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I usual do fried chicken on the road.   Pepsi on the side.

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I've only had 3 relationships last longer than 6 months.  All three told me that they loved me.  I told them that I loved to watch movies with them and screw them.   

This kid does not talk the 'L' word unless it's Lesbians and they're looking to bring a dude in for a night.

When i'm 35-40 it will be time to settle down.  Until then, the kid will continue to have fun.

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Quote Originally Posted by inFAMOUS-STYLE:

Is your real name Jed and originally from PA

Sorry, nope.   Good luck though in your search for Jed.

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Funny story here actually.

My crew and I headed to Boston a few years back to watch a Yanks - Sox weekend battle.

The whole crew had our Yanks jerseys on while spending most of the Saturday matinee game screaming back n forth with some other drunks in the crowd....passionate Sox fans.

Top of the 7th inning, and several beer later, we're brawling with Sox fans.  This went on for atleast 5 minutes until security finally brought in enough crew to drag us all out of the Park.  We were sitting just beyond the right field fence, where it all took place.  I think in the scrum I managed to nail 2 guys with solid shots, and I took a few kicks to the stomach in the melee.   I'll definitely never forget it for the rest of my life.

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Hell No.

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Quote Originally Posted by MrBugatti:

Text message plan from post #62 did not pan out. Came over, argued, some schlobbering going on then some nailing and now she passed out in my bed. How do I get rid of her FNS???

 

Tell her you've been banging a couple girls from your work for the last few months and that your mission is to get them both together for a threesome after the next staff party.  Then boot her out to the curb.

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Quote Originally Posted by NL_Holdem34:

FnS:

 

Cmon bro, there are worse things than the herps... namely the HIVvy

 

Ain't you worried my man?? You should be 

 

HaHa, I know what ya sayin - but man, if i'm going to do all the work to hit a hottie, i'm gonna feel the warmth 100%.

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Hell yes. Spend a night drinking with my crew; it's all good.

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I've mixed in some fatties, but not because I wanted them to feel good.  I was just really fucking wasted at the time.

Quick shower the next morning and it's always forgotten.

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Send her a text.  Always get the cell number early on from a person so you can negotiate booty calls and BOOT calls via text messages.  That way you set the expectations early on.

Chicks love their phones.

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I can't take credit for it.  A kid in my crew (Phat T) started it up a few years back and it just stuck on all of us.

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Not my style.  I keep it real.

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I stick to the rule 100% of the time.  I just cut down on the amount of forplay when the stench is beginning to make it's way around the room.

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