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replied to Moving to Vegas to become a full time pro handicapper in The Archives Quote Originally Posted by CincyWillie: God I wanna leave my wife, house and job and come party with CG and the MILFs. I'm assuming you're being sarcastic, right? Loving wife, nice warm cozy house, secure job with probably lots of benefits, financial security, and you even got a cool looking dog...... You're living the American Dream, and you want to give all of that up to be a coked out gambling degenerate who has been/will be one missed free throw away from living on the mean streets of "Lost Wages"????? C'mon Man! Get your priorities straight!! How about you could be doing what I do a bunch of times a year. Fly you and your own hot MILF first class to Vegas, stay at the finest hotels, eat the finest foods, drink the finest wines, gamble moderately, then fukk the sh!t out of her...... All the while knowing you don't have to worry about becoming homeless. Sounds like a better plan to me. View Post \| View Thread	collegegambler	14200	March 29, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to you guys have a serious sickness in Penalty Box Quote Originally Posted by AntiVegas: Many of you may remember me. I am Antivegas. A subpar gambler to say the least but i saw many of the covers "legends" that weren't much better. Many flocked to me and i led many astray. I just wanted to apologize for my arrogance. Stop gambling now because its a never ending story. Stop f*cking gambling now!!!!! I got $100 bucks that says you're back to gambling by the NBA finals...... View Post \| View Thread	AntiVegas	49	March 29, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to I don't believe this... in Penalty Box Quote Originally Posted by Skipbone: Been there, eh? IDK man, you're the one who keeps getting thrown in here. Look at you all "sexyfied" in your black & white prison issue jumper...... your hands all bound up in them cuffs.......... is that lipstick on them lips underneath them big baby blues??? Yummmmmmm....... Yeah....... and I'm sure you've earned that name "Skipbone"........... Remember, lights out at 9:30...... I recommend pre-lubing and doing your sphincter kegels exercises at 9:15...... View Post \| View Thread	VitoPuck	25	March 28, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Moving to Vegas to become a full time pro handicapper in The Archives Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler: Just got paid out those 88 "C Notes". Such an amazing feeling. Good thing you're keeping a specific and detailed account of your winnings for dear old Uncle Sam! You don't want to cheat him out of his fare share, now do you??? Should be easy when it comes time to file your 2015 taxes...... Oh, I'm sure you haven't upset anybody in here that has any kind of pull with the IRS, and that's not really you in your avatar, and you don't point out your locations for "autograph signings" every 5 minutes...... NAHHHH - YOU BE AHHIGHT!!!!!!!! View Post \| View Thread	collegegambler	14200	March 28, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Penalty Box March Hoops Pool!!!!!!! in Penalty Box Quote Originally Posted by BWS77: Ya know.... I was iffy about letting you in, but I trusted you would be honest and play your own plays. Your fate shall be chosen at midnight by the wheel of punishment.... "Bust a deal, face the wheel... bust a deal, face the wheel" HA! All I wanted was what's beyoooooooooond........ The Covers Penalty Box........ View Post \| View Thread	BWS77	40	March 28, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Penalty Box March Hoops Pool!!!!!!! in Penalty Box Quote Originally Posted by BWS77: This thing is fixed!!!!!! The truth is, NFLCapper's been privately PM'ing me. These are all the picks he *doesn't* have time to post here on Covers..... View Post \| View Thread	BWS77	40	March 28, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Penalty Box March Hoops Pool!!!!!!! in Penalty Box 4-0 over the last 2 days....... Hellooooooooo??????? Where'd everybody go??? JoeyOhhh could stop & just cruise FTW, but that's not JoeyOhhh's style....... Good luck everybody!! View Post \| View Thread	BWS77	40	March 28, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Moving to Vegas to become a full time pro handicapper in The Archives Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler: Wake up fellas. Wake up. We have an organization to save and ballgames to win!! Oh no...... This "win" was probably the worst thing that could've happened. So..... no socking any of that money away for future rent or tilapia? Considering all the wild sex with strangers, and coke/Molly/booze fueled fisticuffs and then driving you do, maybe some healthcare? Obama made it nice and easy and cheap, even for the biggest degenerates..... But no..... Right back on that skittish horse..... I guess that's why your handle is "College Gambler" and not "College Graduate"....... Good luck buddy, you're gonna need it. View Post \| View Thread	collegegambler	14200	March 28, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to nflcapper new $6million dollar man in Penalty Box Quote Originally Posted by MacaroniMan: of course he doesn't..that's why he doesn't bet money but a new currency called cappercoins made of 'sunshine, lollipops and rainbows Everything that's wonderful'... That sounds lovely!!! I want some Cappercoins!!!! View Post \| View Thread	MacaroniMan	377	March 28, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Moving to Vegas to become a full time pro handicapper in The Archives Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler: I went to the anorexic milfs house last night got some action in and feel solid. Is that the chick in your avatar? She looks doped up like she's been roofied or something. This CG is now broke and desperate, and maybe this poor girl has a sizeable bank account........ Uh-ohhhhhhhh....... Quick, can someone do a search of missing persons in Vegas??? View Post \| View Thread	collegegambler	14200	March 27, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Moving to Vegas to become a full time pro handicapper in The Archives Quote Originally Posted by Bradyisgreat: CG, please go back to Jersey with the 11 K left. ^^ Just do that, and kick Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi in the balls while you're at it........... View Post \| View Thread	collegegambler	14200	March 27, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Moving to Vegas to become a full time pro handicapper in The Archives Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler: Kursha- shockers ML (-130) $2600/$2000 west vagina +14 bought half pt (-120) $2400/$2000 my two plays today.... I heard the Notre Dame Fighting Irish Mascot was kicking your dog in the stomach while John Calipari was getting a BJ from your Mom....... True story............ View Post \| View Thread	collegegambler	14200	March 27, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Moving to Vegas to become a full time pro handicapper in The Archives Quote Originally Posted by zooyorkinc: put the work in and learn money management. plan your work and work your plan. quit drinking. work out. eat right. get your mind straight. no drugs. these are the things that will make you succeed. your choice. just something to think about. AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Shouldn't this have been the plan from day one???? Big lights big city big t!tties of "Lost Wages" drew you in- now you're just another casualty who wouldn't listen to anyone's advice............... Sometimes you need to bounce hard off of rock bottom before you proceed upwards...... Like I said, I come up to Vegas a lot. If you happen to be the one Valet-ing my car, there's a nice big tip in it for you - - - "Don't Eat Yellow Snow"!!!!!!!!!!!!! View Post \| View Thread	collegegambler	14200	March 27, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Moving to Vegas to become a full time pro handicapper in The Archives Quote Originally Posted by mafioso: Go learn how to deal blackjack And I will guarantee you an on call dealer job. . How's he going to do that? He's not a stone faced math wizard from the Philippines, or a hot chick that can dance on the pole "between deals"........... I'm saying, the Guido's got a nice face - start valet parking cars at like the Bellagio, or selling your to weird arab foreign dignitaries........... You'll be right back in the hunt with a $15,000 bankroll in time for MLB playoffs!!!!!!!!!! Better invest in good running shoes or Listerine - get in before the "Hot" season starts....... Can you tell I'm loving this?????????????/ View Post \| View Thread	collegegambler	14200	March 27, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Moving to Vegas to become a full time pro handicapper in The Archives Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler: The fact that u all are taking pleasure out of a man being crushed like this makes me sick Whatever, next time my wife and I park at the Bellagio, keep my car close and there's an extra $5 in it for you..... View Post \| View Thread	collegegambler	14200	March 26, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to I don't believe this... in Penalty Box Quote Originally Posted by VitoPuck: Rangers Only "Rangers" you're gonna see is "Rump Rangers" there, new meat........ Like I said, grab that prison issue KY, and bite down on your soft rubber soled no-laces slip on prison-issue shoe........... View Post \| View Thread	VitoPuck	25	March 26, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Anyone think angels can have sex in heavan? in General Discussion Quote Originally Posted by HeadOverHeart: What is "heavan?" If it's the back of "strippers&bens" dirty bubble windowed tinted cargo "70's Van", then........................ NO.................. View Post \| View Thread	strippersnbens	19	March 26, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to FritoLicious Penalty Box Picks in Penalty Box Hey - - Your "Flamin' Hot" Funyuns suck old man balls................. Same thing with the wasabi flavored bullsh!t you're trying to pass on to everyone.......... Bring back the taco flavored Doritos permanently, not just as a "novelty" item........... View Post \| View Thread	FritoLay	33	March 26, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Darren Sharper The Serial Rapist in NFL Betting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P0yfq2wDvU OH SH!T DARREN SHARPER!!!!!!! ONE OF THE HARDEST HITTING SAFETYS IN THE LEAGUE!!!!! I can only assume some of these women were saying that at the time...... FUKK YOU GUMBY!!!!!!!!!!!! View Post \| View Thread	Polar_Bear	3	March 26, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to The 'Herd' on notice.... in Penalty Box Quote Originally Posted by cubsin08: You seem more like a vagina then a flash in the pan , but that's just my opinion . View Post \| View Thread	7NoLuckNeeded7	24	March 25, 2015 View Post \| View Thread

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