Loads

what’s we man, I’m taking my handicapping talents elsewhere. I’m obviously not appreciated here.  

but before I go 

Andy Reid is 17-3 when he gives his wife a 15 minute mustache ride while Mahomes tosses his salad from behind. 

do what u will with this info boys. I’m not a prophet. I Just deliver hard facts. 

Guys, I’m over spendinf hours and hours doing hard research and all I get from you guys is negativity. If you don’t want the stats I provide then fine. I just won’t post anymore. Then what are you gonna do? 

 But how about 1 more for the road. 

zach Wilson is 1-14 when he wakes up with a gigantic boner and stays rock hard for at least 45 minutes.  

good luck fellas! 

I almost forgot one. 

Deshaun Watson is 87-2 after getting his Dong polished with some Fucky sucky in an Asian massage parlor on a Wednesday while eating a Big Mac! 

GO GETEM GUYS!!! 

Patrick Mahomes is 3-28 on the road when he hasn’t taken a good dump in the last 7 days. 

Danny Dimes is 9-1 straight up when he blows a massive load on a Tuesday.  

TUA is 7-1 against the spread when he practices on a TUAsday

and finally the best one of all. 

Russell Wilson is 30-0 when he bangs a hooker and contracts an STD on the 3rd Sunday of the month. 

I think we all know where to bet now.  We’re going undefeated boys!!  

see you at the window fukkkkkkkeeerrrs!!!!. 

Obviously nobody is listening!!! I said this one is my game of the year!  The dolphins are all stroking their meat super hard right now just waiting to shoot a massive load all over the Raiders.  Amari Coopers face will be white after this game. You really think the Raiders will stop Ajayi tonight no chance. The dude is insane.  Sit back Take Miami and get ready to watch jizz fly across the field.  I’m super horny. 

I have had this game circled for over two weeks. It’s the perfect spot for Miami to shoot a hot gooey load all over Derek Carr’s face. We all know Jay Cutler manages the game like a true pro and he is a very solid smart QB who rarely turns the ball over. Oakland will pull down their pants and take a massive shit on the field. I can smell it from here. I think cooper has diarrhea.  Final score will be Miami 48 Oakland 1. 

Scoooooooooore!