soup-can

My company that was started back in '95 doesn't have any DEI, we are an equal opportunity employer.  We don't give a crap about anyone, you are just an employee number on the spreadsheet.  You will be replaced faster than you were remembered.  All you have to do is show up on time and not on drugs.  There are workers who have ankle bracelets on, and now most new hires walk from a far because the bus line is about a mile away.  Years ago, we had to put the bloods in one section of the building and the latin kings in the other far away from each other, but thankfully the insane clown posse took care of that problem. 

Its a great work model, treat everyone like shit then there is no favoritisms.  Every Monday they get kicked in the nuts(or insert body part) and on Friday we thank you by handing you a paycheck because everyone deserves to pay taxes 

@SarasotaSlim

 The Yankees made new bats that moved more of the wood into the label so the hardest part of the bat strikes the ball. 

Remember the Sandman, Mo Rivera.  He would still split these torpedo bats, run the cut heat up to the hands.  You couldn't choke up enough, had to swing early and then it was a bloop

Mo Rivera = The best one trick pony ever 

hey Slim, nice series with the Yanks.  I looked back and even in good warm weather the Yanks don't hit too good when they travel to the D 

I actually bet against the Yanks in the rubber game almost like a voodoo hex, classic Yanks that wait till the 8th and 9th to actually play ball...

Tigers +2500 to win it all right now, 9 games in september vs the NL?? 3 vs the NYY, 6 vs CLE home and away.  Might be worth a Fin 

- and to be fair to call Slim. “Retarded” is mostly hurtful to the people that are retarded for real -  @Calde13 

 how is this poster still here?  No poster in the history of Covers has ever survived on the perception angle of an insult, which means this poster is here to stir the pot 

this poster wouldn't last 24 hours in any big city of the USA talking this smack.  NYC, CHI, LA, DAL.  

I can't believe I was boxed for the petty stuff when this is allowed to stilllllllllllllll go on.  Wake up and earn your paycheck 

@soup-can

 HOLY HOT GARBAGE BATMAN!! 

Just two more plays then a week of beach bliss to rest up for the grind.

NYY RL -1 +111

Yanks hit lefties good so far, back in the saddle for game 1.  Interesting this game I so wanted to back SF here, last season SF east coast roads game 1 were $$ to back blindly.  It's not that easy, but the day game after a night game for SF is still a good % play.  So be on the Giants + whatever on Sat/Sun, they just like the early starts 

LAD Over 7.5 -108 DK 

Yamamoto at home over -190 is an Over auto bet

Trout is a rally monkey thru and thru.  hasnt put in a whole season in 5 years, but had a good chunk in 22

 why leave?  were teams really shopping a 33 year old baller with injury problems?

Kaufee is solid as it gets, April baseball is watch every game and if you go 50% you're seeing it.  His losses were all unforeseeable circumstances, one pitcher had 10 Ks and lost, one pitcher had the flu and shouldn't have been pitching, another pitchers first start of the year with bad mechanics.  

This site can really be a tough crowd sometimes

Enjoy your vacation 

ML 2-7 - $494

RL 2-2 - $0

O/U 5-4 + $66

Props 2-2 - $40... combining all other bets as props.  1st 5s, team totals...ect...

4/9 plays

DET +130

CHC alt RL -1 -114

CHC 1st5 RL -0.5 -110

TOR Over 8 -118   BOS/TOR can play night games in 35* but not the NYM or NYY?

ATL -126

ATL 1st 5 RL -0.5 +100

4/8

NYY +145

4/8

NYM Under 7 -105 @Caesars

PIT Over 6.5 -120    Cards bullpen has given up 22 runs last 4 games.  have only played one under game so far

SFG team total Under 3.5 -102 @FD

CIN team total Under 3.5 -115 @DK

The comparison is off the charts, you know that Pete Vuckovich is probably at some dive bar called the Dugout watching his kids starts.  It's over by Rocky's Tavern & Hotel down on Maple.  

How's your wife and my kids?

you think he just adlibbed that line... with his handlebar mustache.  Pete was the Pirates pitching coach in the mid 90's, the circus came to town and met this boy's momma.

Just something to think about while watching Grant or Harrison dish it on Sunday.  perhaps pregame by watching Joe Dirt 

4/6

MIA +136

PHI +110

TB -104

housekeeping to follow...

total was a lock but blue jays gave this game away

Looks like rain all day

any boots on the ground in these cities verify the rain?

4/5

MIA UNDER 8.5 -112

marlins after getting shut out on the road are 12-1 under this number going back 1.5 seasons to all star break of 2023, the games are both road games B2B  

 16-4 on O/U 

4/5

SDP +105

TOR +110

CIN -115

4/4
Rough couple days, no more props

STL +120

4/3

NYY Under 10 -115

CIN Under 8 -108

CIN +100

4/3

anytime HR Yordan Alvarez +300

anytime HR Harrison Bader +900

to hit a double Willi Castro +430

both Ryan and Brown were very hittable last start, secondaries not working