Titan65

I'm so glad you two are back.   

maybe because you don't want to get down with us, big guy.

Oh, come on you big silly billy.

We're just having fun and frolicking.

Lets dance dad.

I hear CMC Music Factory bumping from The Giants pink Miata.

Lets turn those jeans into cut offs.

dad is just a homophobe.

I'd rather pee into Second's butt myself.

FE is dead.  Who cares?

my pet peeve is AIDS.

dad and his one insult.

When I stand at a urinal, I piss like a man.

dad drops his pants to the floor and lifts his shirt over his head, because he's a big boy.

You're showing your lack of culture, SecondToTitanAgain.

He wanted a job.  He sucked up quite a bit, but assured me that his ass kissing would vault me to the top of the covers.com world.

Now the little brat is getting power hungry and thinks he controls every thread..

You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, The Giant, and I won't have it! Is that clear? You think you've merely stopped a business deal. That is not the case! The Wagerliners have taken hundreds of dollars out of this forum, and now they must put it back! It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity! It is ecological balance! You are an old man who thinks in terms of covers and SEMCON. There are no forums. There are no posters. There are no BAR's. There are no redbeardes. There are no wagerlines. There is no AFC West. There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of dollars. Odom-dollars, MatriXX-dollars, GameHunter-dollars, reichmarks, rins, rubles, pounds, and shekels. It is the international system of currency which determines the totality of life on this forum. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today! And YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and YOU...WILL...ATONE!

Am I getting through to you, The Giant? You get up on your little twenty-one inch screen and howl about apologies and shitty humor. There is no covers. There is no wagerline. There is only poop, and pee, and semen, and spiderwebs, trashcans, emp's tattoes, and free pizza covered in scabs.

And if they do, I'm sure the penis will get even bigger in celebration of life and pride.

You sir, have a gigantic penis.

In your ass.

SecondedAgain

You probably were. 

God you're dumb.

But you've got a sweet ass.

Say I get an erection while you're spanking me...

...well...

...I say we just go all the way with it, baby.

We have standards here, buddy.

a) your shit-talking must be creative and intelligent

b) you cannot utter certain words (though it does happen)

c) shut your box, you stupid piece of monkey shit.  don't talk back to emp13, or I will fly to your FEMA trailer and mold won't be the only thing you'll need to worry about killing you.

I will shrink myself and a teeny tiny spaceship down, fly into one of your gaping, semen-glazed orifices and just wait the required time for me and my ship to expand, thus exploding you inside and out.

Motherfucker.

You better go rent Inner Space starring Martin Short and Dennis Quaid, you gangly-limbed, slowly balding piece of maggot vomit.

I will cut you up and feed you to weezy's asshole.

mine:

-people who call football "foots"

-people who bet every single game on the board and just hope to get more than half right to look like a genius on good days

-poor spelling

-abortion scars are visible through the computer screen

Or, in other words, I hate fruit20.

What are your covers.com pet peeves?  

Sorry drew