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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:
You'll be on the ground with a stream of blood spewing from your noggin' if you don't understand what I'm addressing...re-read the post
No need to re-read, I understand completely, you are still a BLITHERING IDOIT! |
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:
If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them Wow!
I don't give a shit if that's tongue in cheek or just a cute little attempt at humor but I'll be damned if any human being tells me they'll shoot me if I don't support them.
Marine, priest, pope, lawyer, doctor, cashier, garbage collector....Any and all...for that saying alone, I respond in an equally elegant tone:
Go fuck yourself!
scalabrine, you are a BLITHERING IDIOT! |
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Quote Originally Posted by The Hawk:
So, I'm dating this one-legged girl..............name of Peg She has a twin sister...............................Eileen
And their legless friend.... consuelo |
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The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked,"Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular,"Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat." The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am.. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!" An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window. |
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Guy gets on an elevator and is greeted by a beautiful blonde who says T.G.I.F.!
He looks at her and replies S.H.I.T.!
The confused blonde once again says T.G.I.F! in a very frendly voice.
Once again the man replies S.H.I.T.!
Clearly upset the blonde says "duh T.G.I.F means for thank goodness its friday"
The man replies " S.H.I.T means sorry honey it's Thursday"
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You promised you wouldn't eat asparagas before our routine.
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Does this bikini make make my adamsapple look fat?
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It's great to be king! little more to the left please.
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Poker in the front....
Licker in the rear
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My ass is water tight.
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gonna have us a time..... gonna have us atime
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Choctaw Bingo
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Rump L Mintz
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My Tee Time!
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Quote Originally Posted by G8RB8:
You want to hypnotize men?
Joke YSF |
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