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ATS: 7-4-2 (64%) Packers -2.5 (-120) 1,326 pesos to win 1,105 Parlays: 1-11-0 (8%) Patriots -14, Giants -2.5, Broncos -5 500 pesos to win 3,000
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YTD (Parlays): 1-0
+1,381 pesos (+.90 units) Parlay: Capitals ML + Penguins ML (900 pesos to win 1,261 pesos) |
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YTD: 0-0
Parlay: Ducks ML + Penguins ML (900 pesos to win 1,381 pesos) |
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ATS: 6-4-2 (60%) Totals: 0-5-0 (0%) Bengals -13 1,000 pesos to win 909 OVER 45.5 1,000 pesos to win 909 |
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Vikings -1 and Packers -3
500 pesos to win 1,300
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YTD: 7-17-2 (29%) ATS: 6-3-2 (67%) Totals: 0-5-0 (0%) Parlays: 1-9-0 (10%) 0.00% Return on Risk (will update this after Week 8) -3,545 pesos (~$190 usd) (-1.9 units) Dolphins +8 700 pesos to win 636 Parlay: Dolphins + 8 and UNDER 52 300 pesos to win 780 Hope everybody has a perfect Week 8. ¡Viva México, cabrones!
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Thanks Quebec. Why not comment when the game is finished though? You're going to logically argue that the Ravens are not desperate to win tonight to save their season and/or that Arizona will not score points? You must be on the UNDER? Yet from what I can ascertain, your posted record is 2-1 and you're on the Ravens tonight +9.5.
Being down 2 units during Week 7 means absolutely nothing. I don't wonder why I'm down. Who said I was wondering? I've explained and extrapolated the reasoning. All that matters is the record and profit after the postseason. Hope the weather is nice and warm in Canada. Don't bother writing back and spewing some cold Canada negativity either because I don't check these. Just maintaining an honest record. Congratulations on being 2-1 with posted picks. You're killing it Canada! |
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YTD: 6-16-2 (27%) ATS: 5-3-2 (63%) Totals: 0-4-0 (0%) Parlays: 1-9-0 (10%) 0.00% Return on Risk (will update this after Week 13) -3,455 pesos (~$200 usd) (-2 units) Ravens +10 700 pesos to win 636 OVER 50 700 pesos to win 636 No time for loquacious write-up. Ravens have not lost by more than six all season. I think the OVER is bound to hit here because Ravens are absolutely desperate and Arizona will definitely score. Baltimore performs well in Monday night situations. Their season is on the line. They'll be fired up and prepared. This is it for them. If Cardinals run away with this early, Ravens will score at least 21-24 points. Season Recap: Another week in ethereal paradise, another inauspicious and disappointing Sunday. The first seven weeks have been brutal; but thankfully only down a couple units. And it's only money. If it weren't for the Mets?this past month and a half would be a wash. Smart conservative money management has prevented me from taking an insidious and obstinate beating. Stupid picks have put me in a small whole. Should be simple to dig out within the next week. Still need to end the season up at least twenty units. 33% for the season yet still making 20 units will be ridiculous?but the ends justify the means. Grinding is better than digging a humongous hole of a dozen units and chasing and not being able to make a profit all season. I've been busy writing books so haven't had a good winning week since Week 1. One simple solid perfect week with a parlay and some straight bets and then suddenly back up 6+ units. ¡Viva México, cabrones! |
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Eagles +3 1,000 pesos to to win 909
OVER 46.5 1,000 pesos to win 909
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Glad you're not hedging. I've been following this thread since it was posted. I cannot fathom why people are still spewing negativity about a sagacious, courageous wager which has proven to be auspicious—and on the verge of coming to fruition. Mets will win this and the world is yours! These envious and atavistic haters have nothing logical to fall back upon—so they revert to pervasive ad hominem insults and genetic fallacies based upon [in]conspicuous typos (on a gambling forum: where the vast majority of posters are half-illiterate monoglots and Australopithecines illuminated with meritorious wounded egos and idiopathic anger). Plus, there's no edit history or method for revision; so innocuous typos are inevitable; unless you're inclined to waste your efforts editing posted picks and analyses for grammar and nomenclature—which would be as asinine as having a favorite team or being biased based on geography and/or life-long monotony of rooting for the same team. People come here for the picks—not layered prose. |
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YTD: 6-13-2 (32%) ATS: 5-2-2 (71%) Totals: 0-3-0 (0%) Parlays: 1-8-0 (11%) 0.00% Return on Risk (will update this after Week 6) -1,055 pesos (~$60 usd or .5 units) Parlay: Cardinals -4, Chargers/Packers OVER 50.5, Patriots/Colts UNDER 54.5 400 pesos to win 2,400
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Can you please delete one of my NFL threads? It double posted.
Thanks.
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YTD: 6-12-2 (33%) ATS: 5-2-2 (71%) Totals: 0-3-0 (0%) Parlays: 1-7-0 (13%) 0.00% Return on Risk (will update this after Week 6) -855 pesos (~$50 usd) Parlay: Falcons -3.5 and OVER 52.5 (200 pesos to win 500) It's been a disappointing season so far, as my record(s) indicate(s). It's disheartening—but the only bright side is being only 1/2 unit down through the first five weeks. At least I'm not down a dozen units. Have not won a single straight total bet all season. The only bright side is that I'm 5-2-2 (72%) with straight ATS bets. Sagacious lilliputian money management is the reason I'm not deeper in this abysmal hole. Need to start making multiple unit wagers: to built a profit. 33% is awful. Good luck to all my friends on covers for tonight; and Sunday. Also—congratulations for those who are up a dozen units or more already. Great auspicious start. Go Mets! |
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YTD: 6-10-2 (38%) ATS: 5-1-2 (83%) Totals: 0-2-0 (0%) Parlays: 1-7-0 (13%) 0.00% Return on Risk (will update this after Week 5) +355 pesos (~$20 usd) Yesterday: parlays 1/2 +2,000 pesos MNF: Chargers -4 600 pesos to win 545 OVER 47 600 pesos to win 545 If it weren't for straight ATS bets, I'd be in the red this season. So awful: my parlay and total record(s). Good thing profit is all that matters in the long run. Still will be up at least 20 units by end of January. Good luck tonight. Great day yesterday.
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YTD: 6-9-2 (40%) ATS: 5-1-2 (83%) Totals: 0-2-0 (0%) Parlays: 1-6-0 (14%) 0.00% Return on Risk (will update this after Week 5) +955 pesos (~$75 usd) Parlay: Packers -9 with Patriots -9 1,000 pesos to win 2,600 Result: Win Parlay: Giants -7.5 with OVER 44.5 600 pesos to win 1,560 Don't have a great auspicious feeling about this one—but who cares? If this parlay loses—it's still been a positive day and profitable Week 5. I'd like a perfect day (and perfect Week 5) and to be up a couple units on the season; but my objective has already been accomplished.
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YTD: 5-9-2 (36%) ATS: 5-1-2 (83%) Totals: 0-2-0 (0%) Parlays: 0-6-0 (0%) 0.00% Return on Risk (will update this after Week 5) -1,645 pesos (~$106 usd) Parlay: Packers -9 with Patriots -9 1,000 pesos to win 2,600 -Packers are 5-0 ATS in their last five games following a SU win. -Packers are 8-1 ATS in their last nine October games. -Packers are 4-0 ATS in their last four games following a ATS win. -Packers are 27-14 ATS as hosts since 2010. -Packers are 8-3 ATS versus non-divisional foes when favored by nine or more. -Favorite is 8-0 ATS in last eight meetings -Packers have won by at least eight points in every game this season. -With the Rams' victory over Arizona last weekend—we're getting value with this spread. -Patriots are 18-10 ATS on the road vs. NFC opponents since 2001. -Tom Brady is 178-59 as a starter (135-97 ATS). -Tom Brady is 12-5 ATS in domes. -Brady/Belichick are 11-1 ATS in the regular season when they have 8+ days off and are favored by -4 to -10. They are 5-0 ATS as visitors in that stat. -Patriots are 5-2 ATS in their last seven road games. -Patriots are 4-0-1 ATS in their last five games overall. -Patriots are 4-0 ATS in their last four games following a SU win. -Patriots are 9-2 ATS in their last eleven games in Week 5. -Patriots are 4-1 ATS in their last five games after allowing less than 90 yards rushing in their previous game. -Patriots are 6-2 in their last eight games after scoring more than 30 points in their previous game. Feeling good about this. There's a ton of money on New England—but hopefully nothing Shady happens and Brady and Belichick will be in FU-mode. Plan to parlay this victory with the night game and be up at least a couple units after Sunday. This was my first week in the red—that ends now. ¡Viva México, cabrones!
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YTD: 5-7-2 (42%) ATS: 5-0-2 (100%) Totals: 0-1-0 (0%) Parlays: 0-6-0 (0%) 0.00% Return on Risk (will update this after Week 4) -645 pesos (~$30 usd) Texans -5 (500 pesos to win 455) UNDER 41 (500 pesos to win 455) No time for loquacious detailed write-up(s) for tonight. Hasselbeck is a shell of an old man. He didn't practice all week. A forty-year-old backup without practice recovering from the flu is not an auspicious recipe for imminent success. Will post write-ups for Sunday on Saturday. There are games I absolutely love. Been doing great ATS but getting destroyed with totals. (Betting OVERS and losing like a chump.) So this is the time to make adjustments: I'll be sticking to straight ATS bets and/or ATS parlays this Sunday. I'm not down any units so it'll be easy to dig out of this temporary fledgling hole. This is the first week I've been in the red. Haven't had a good winning week since Week 1. I blame totals and parlays. This week is crucial to building momentum. Need to begin making an exponential profit at some point. That point being: Week 4. These are heavily backed favorites so want to try to place these bets prior to the weekend: Week 5 Leans: -Packers -9 ATS -Patriots -8.5 ATS (Not sure on this one since Cowboys seem to usually cover as underdogs and the public is all over New England.) Maybe: -Chiefs ATS -Cardinals ATS Some other games under consideration. Good luck tonight; no matter which side you're on. |
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I'm doing atrocious with totals this season. This will be my last week betting totals since I'm doing fabulous with the spread and screwing everything on totals.
In any regard, for the record's sake: I'm taking New Orlean Saints -3 (-120) parlayed with OVER 48 tonight. [400 pesos to win 1,000.] See ya'll next week or mañana.
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Good point, Wookiee. I didn't consider meritorious scumbags would actually edit their posts to lie (after the fact). Was just thinking about pervasive typos. Maybe if there was an edit history feature (ie: Facebook) that would solve all aforementioned problems.
Anyway: one down; one to go.... Sorry, Buffalo Bills' backers.
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Messed up another effin title. It should have read ATS straight bets. Sorry again for this error. Why does this forum not allow us to edit titles and/or posts? It makes innocuous errors more pervasive.
Anyway, mahalo!
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