abuela tetona

why oh why am I watching WTA? THis Serena spectacle is freaky-deaky (no idea what that means)

anyway Covers amigos. been awhile. Less see....court ordered alchohol rehab (friggin USA DUI laws...EXPENSIVE! plus... I was NOT technically drunk....I pulled over on the left side of the road...my bad, opened the door on a very steep incline and rolled into a drainage ditch. I realize it looked bad with all the pond skum on my face and whatnot...also had some "issues" with the road-side sobriety test.) / Marriage counseling / Mental health counseling (really?) / direct path to divorce lawyers. Looks like I get the VW GOLF TDI (great car!....stoopid beatch) and thinking of either Canada and Pack's attic, or Florida where overwieght, old, Latin retards can hook up with young immigrants who need a place to crash. Thinking ahead to wife number 5.

OH! taking the East Euro "win or back to the casa de putas" @ +950

Nice story. Yea Serena came out thinking its the WWE, decked out like wilders costume against fury, unlike him looks like her legs are holding up. 

@pa2918

 LOL! I swear...it was DEFINATELY a WWE moment...my friggin IQ went from 30 to like 15....the SPARKLES!!!!

and those legs.....omfg...I would sell a couple of my retarded kids for just one of em....not sure how her white guy hubby can still walk without a limp.

aw FACK! no way am I gonna watch this dog and pony show again. Lets stick to ATP where nobody is crazy AF and absolutely ZERO people have a vagina and estrogen poisoning.

I lost a total of 18,455 Argentine pesos.

Good to hear from you sir!!!!   
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Maybe you can help get BIGD back?? He is in rehab too!!!! 

Isn’t Pack in Canada?? Argentina to Canada is a big weather difference!!!!