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    A DAY IN A BRUTAL LIFE!!

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    brutaljoe
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    Posted: Jul. 6, 2021 - 10:57 PM ET #1

    Alot have been asking "what is Brutal's day to day life like?" Well not much going on so Brutal is going to let you in on his very private.. but ohh so tasty private life.

    First

    Mon 1-1(0-2) -16 units 

    All 104-93 (44-27) +91.85 units

    I misread that DOUBLE MAX PLAY and it cost the Brutal One. When Little Sammi W goes off what can i do? Would do that bet again. I mean NYL could not miss a three.

    So a day in the life.

    Brutal does not sleep well. He had popped one of his "go to" girls the night before. Was an Exploited Black Teen (EBT) when Brutal first popped her but now is 22 so she is old. lol. Brutal only pays her $100 a time. Great deal. Everything uncovered. Pull out and ...well you get it. She lives w her mom. Great for Brutal. I pay her Uber home as well. But Brutal was somewhat wasted on Kettle One and he forgot to put the $100 out so he said to the worker "go in Brutal's drawer and take it" Well she took all of it! I had like $1K . So Brutal has txt her to give back the $900. She will. She made a mistake and is not "the sharpest tool in the shed". But what a body! Damn.

    Then Brutal did some work on his computer. Doing his financial update so in a few years when he moves to Equator he has all his ducks in a row. Brutal likes to be organized here and needs to know exactly what he has money wise.

    He gets a call from one of his girls. She lives in Miami now. She is a "stylist". Right!! All "stylists" are workers. Basically half the pretty women in Manhattan were/are workers at least one day in their life. I kid you not. My friends laugh when I say that but it is oh so true. Says she needs $100 because of some IPhone issue. Brutal Cash Apps her $200. He is a champ. She thanks him then asks if she can stay Thur and/or Fri. Brutal says "of course!" A couple free pops in his future for sure! Waking her up at 3am to slip it in. Oh my! Brutal then was expecting to play mini golf and oysters w a former worker who is now in real estate. She bails on him. Says she needs to take care of here cousin. Oh ok. Raining anyway.

    Brutal needs to eat. So he goes to a GREAT crackling chix place. See this is what Brutal loves about NYC. This place is a Cuban/Chinkie dive but w great food. Really great. So he orders the Crackling Chix w brown rice and black beans. So so good. $9.95!! He takes home the extra chix since they give him so so much. So Then Brutal gets a call from his 90 year old mother. "David, What is the number to Walt again?" This is the 20th time Brutal's given the number out. You see.. dear old mom still thinks she is a hottie. She once was and all the guys were after her. Now at 90 she definitely is not. But she thinks she is. A long lost crush from high school Walt Pankowitz is now her mission. But when i miraculously call a number hoping it is him.. he actually answers! He seems in his 90 year old mind that he remembers her but does not really give me the idea he wants to see her.  I relay this to dear old mom but give her number anyway but she cannot remember it. Brutal brutalizes mom and hangs up.

    Now Brutal goes to his space that he has and that he rents out to incredibly bad actors who think they actually will be working actors, (like Brutal) one day. Trust me , they will not be. But Brutal LOVES taking their $$$. So he goes down and collects a couple hundred from them. He tries to go in to a bar that has barred him because he likes to wear a hat saying "I LOVE Titties and Beer" . Why would they bar him for that? They do. Brutal now goes home. He settles in. Gets his Kettle One and Grapefruit juice and writes to you guys right now.

    A day in the life!  

    Brutal Joe popping Dollies in NYC!!

     

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    Alot have been asking "what is Brutal's day to day life like?" Well not much going on so Brutal is going to let you in on his very private.. but ohh so tasty private life.

    First

    Mon 1-1(0-2) -16 units 

    All 104-93 (44-27) +91.85 units

    I misread that DOUBLE MAX PLAY and it cost the Brutal One. When Little Sammi W goes off what can i do? Would do that bet again. I mean NYL could not miss a three.

    So a day in the life.

    Brutal does not sleep well. He had popped one of his "go to" girls the night before. Was an Exploited Black Teen (EBT) when Brutal first popped her but now is 22 so she is old. lol. Brutal only pays her $100 a time. Great deal. Everything uncovered. Pull out and ...well you get it. She lives w her mom. Great for Brutal. I pay her Uber home as well. But Brutal was somewhat wasted on Kettle One and he forgot to put the $100 out so he said to the worker "go in Brutal's drawer and take it" Well she took all of it! I had like $1K . So Brutal has txt her to give back the $900. She will. She made a mistake and is not "the sharpest tool in the shed". But what a body! Damn.

    Then Brutal did some work on his computer. Doing his financial update so in a few years when he moves to Equator he has all his ducks in a row. Brutal likes to be organized here and needs to know exactly what he has money wise.

    He gets a call from one of his girls. She lives in Miami now. She is a "stylist". Right!! All "stylists" are workers. Basically half the pretty women in Manhattan were/are workers at least one day in their life. I kid you not. My friends laugh when I say that but it is oh so true. Says she needs $100 because of some IPhone issue. Brutal Cash Apps her $200. He is a champ. She thanks him then asks if she can stay Thur and/or Fri. Brutal says "of course!" A couple free pops in his future for sure! Waking her up at 3am to slip it in. Oh my! Brutal then was expecting to play mini golf and oysters w a former worker who is now in real estate. She bails on him. Says she needs to take care of here cousin. Oh ok. Raining anyway.

    Brutal needs to eat. So he goes to a GREAT crackling chix place. See this is what Brutal loves about NYC. This place is a Cuban/Chinkie dive but w great food. Really great. So he orders the Crackling Chix w brown rice and black beans. So so good. $9.95!! He takes home the extra chix since they give him so so much. So Then Brutal gets a call from his 90 year old mother. "David, What is the number to Walt again?" This is the 20th time Brutal's given the number out. You see.. dear old mom still thinks she is a hottie. She once was and all the guys were after her. Now at 90 she definitely is not. But she thinks she is. A long lost crush from high school Walt Pankowitz is now her mission. But when i miraculously call a number hoping it is him.. he actually answers! He seems in his 90 year old mind that he remembers her but does not really give me the idea he wants to see her.  I relay this to dear old mom but give her number anyway but she cannot remember it. Brutal brutalizes mom and hangs up.

    Now Brutal goes to his space that he has and that he rents out to incredibly bad actors who think they actually will be working actors, (like Brutal) one day. Trust me , they will not be. But Brutal LOVES taking their $$$. So he goes down and collects a couple hundred from them. He tries to go in to a bar that has barred him because he likes to wear a hat saying "I LOVE Titties and Beer" . Why would they bar him for that? They do. Brutal now goes home. He settles in. Gets his Kettle One and Grapefruit juice and writes to you guys right now.

    A day in the life!  

    Brutal Joe popping Dollies in NYC!!

     

     
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    Posted: Jul. 6, 2021 - 11:03 PM ET #2

    Remarkable. Between you and Wagers, you could both write amazing stories, articles and novels. The only thing I am concerned about Brutal is your lack of “protection” when you ride your ladies. You aren’t worried about catching anything that could be really bad to your health? Each to their own but that does seem rather risky especially if these ladies are visiting other clients throughout the day as well. 

     

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    Remarkable. Between you and Wagers, you could both write amazing stories, articles and novels. The only thing I am concerned about Brutal is your lack of “protection” when you ride your ladies. You aren’t worried about catching anything that could be really bad to your health? Each to their own but that does seem rather risky especially if these ladies are visiting other clients throughout the day as well. 

     

     
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    Posted: Jul. 6, 2021 - 11:06 PM ET #3

    Hey Aussie

    No I am not.

    AIDS is a 100% gay disease and the others can be rectified. 

    Doctors will tell you the worst... but the truth is you cant get AIDS from vaginal sex and you really will have a hard time getting herpes from a bj. The rest can be cured. Don't drink the Kool Aid that Fauci etc expounds!

    Brutal!

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    Hey Aussie

    No I am not.

    AIDS is a 100% gay disease and the others can be rectified. 

    Doctors will tell you the worst... but the truth is you cant get AIDS from vaginal sex and you really will have a hard time getting herpes from a bj. The rest can be cured. Don't drink the Kool Aid that Fauci etc expounds!

    Brutal!

     
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    Posted: Jul. 6, 2021 - 11:43 PM ET #4

    One of the reasons I frequently lurk the WNBA forum is to read about Brutal’s sexcapades. You’re the man!

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    One of the reasons I frequently lurk the WNBA forum is to read about Brutal’s sexcapades. You’re the man!

     
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    Posted: Jul. 7, 2021 - 1:53 PM ET #5

    Thanks a lot brew 

    you know it IS funny. I just re read it and laughed to myself 

    Wish I had more positive reinforcement on my prose.. away from my picks . I put a lot of work in to them  

    shouldnt Dcmt be giving me a fricking “good luck” from HIS 90 year old mom’s basement at least? Instead of feeding his goldfish?

    WAY more check out my picks than this. And this is funny as f$&ck!

    And at end of day what we got...but to laugh right?

    brutal  

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    Thanks a lot brew 

    you know it IS funny. I just re read it and laughed to myself 

    Wish I had more positive reinforcement on my prose.. away from my picks . I put a lot of work in to them  

    shouldnt Dcmt be giving me a fricking “good luck” from HIS 90 year old mom’s basement at least? Instead of feeding his goldfish?

    WAY more check out my picks than this. And this is funny as f$&ck!

    And at end of day what we got...but to laugh right?

    brutal  

     
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    Posted: Jul. 7, 2021 - 10:05 PM ET #6

    @brutaljoe

    David... I HAVE GOT TO take a ride over the Bridge and into the City and meet you! What a fukkin trip you are!  an_roll_laugh

    I'll give ya a shout tomorrow!  peace_5

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    @brutaljoe

    David... I HAVE GOT TO take a ride over the Bridge and into the City and meet you! What a fukkin trip you are!  an_roll_laugh

    I'll give ya a shout tomorrow!  peace_5

     
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    Posted: Jul. 10, 2021 - 5:21 PM ET #7

    My New Hero! an_worship

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    My New Hero! an_worship

     
     
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    Posted: Jul. 10, 2021 - 7:12 PM ET #8

    See SLIM Brutal NEEDS that now and then. He needs positive reinforcement because he has an artistic soul!

    Much thanks

    Brutal

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    See SLIM Brutal NEEDS that now and then. He needs positive reinforcement because he has an artistic soul!

    Much thanks

    Brutal

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