For Casey-Being a Manly Man

Well Casey, glad you brought this up in a round about way by stating you want to be like me ...and not just in gambling. I know what you mean.. Because besides wanting all my buddies to make $$$ I also want to teach them life lessons that they can carry on long after I am gone.

So Casey first off I always think to myself “What would Ted Williams do?”. Now I hope you know whom I thus speak of. “Teddy Ballgame” was the greatest hitter of all time. He was the man who told Joe Cronin on the last game of the regular season back in 1946 when he was hitting .39955 (rounded to .400) that “no way in hell will I sit out the last game!”. “If I am going to hit .400 I am going to do it playing!” He played both ends of that DH and went 6 for 8 and ended up at .406. The last  hitter to do so.  Now that is a real man. I try to think what would he have done in different situations. Sometimes I think “What would Donald J. do” because he is a real man as well and he does not give a sh*t what people think. Greatest president since Lincoln. And I live in a f*cked up Commie radical liberal city.

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Next, Be a drinker as well as a gambler and ladies man. I mean who would  you really want to be Jake Gyllenhall (Emo boy) or a manly Gary Oldman, Mel Gibson or later still Richard Burton, Lee j Cobb, and Peter O'Toole. All drinkers. All MANLY  MEN. And much more interesting actors than say Orlando Bloom.  Brutal is a famous actor in his own right. And he drinks massively but he does not brag about how famous he is. He lets his gambling speak for itself and then he goes out and pops dollies. That is manly. In fact Brutal One is having a massage worker dolly come over tomorrow morning at 6:30am, leaving my door ajar and “wake” him up from my slumber. If you  know what I mean. ;) this is called "role play" and it is manly too.

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Next, please remember that half the pretty women (at least in NYC) have worked in the sex industry. Now my buddies find this hard to believe but I know it to be true. We are talking waitress at strip clubs, phone operator at S & M clubs or yes… escorts. Half the pretty women in Manhattan have done that at least one day in their lives. So Casey what does that mean? It means when you look at these vixens don’t put them on a pedestal. They are all workers! You need to think that way,. They are worse than you and me and they want it badly. They are workers!! So have that swagger when looking at them. That sexual energy and they will respond. Trust me.

 Lastly, remember we are now in this “me too” bullsh*t. It is sad. Glad I am not in college. “Miss, is it ok if I touch your tasty breasts?” That is not manly at all but that is where we are at. Women want to be taken! They want to be thrown against that proverbial wall. They want to be dominated. “No’ most of the time means “yes” remember that Casey.

 Taking an umbrella anywhere is not manly

 Wearing a heavy coat is not manly

 Drinking decaf ANYTHING is certainly not manly.

 I hope this helps you a bit Casey on your own journey to Manliness. It is not easy now. We have all these feminist lesbians out there. They won’t take over the world but they will try, but deep down we all know no one wants to get in the foxhole with any of them.

 Brutal plays tomorrow.

The Brutal One in this Commie liberal “but I still love it” city

Hahahaha!! Great stuff, Joe! I'm about 50% of the way there, have to work on a few things! Thanks for the advice! Will use it!