First line has finally been put out by the cowering sportsbooks for the game tonight. And the rest?.....perhaps they're pissing in their pants at the thought of the mighty CFL sports bettors that might cause them to lose at 1/10th of one percent of their bottom line.
I can just picture the sportsbook manager when the corporate suits arrive to look over the handle for the week.
Corporate suits: "Hi Larry, how has the week been going?"
Sportsbook manager: "Good day Mr. Big, yes, reasonably well, baseball we're up again, and with all the upsets in the Olympics that went well."
CS: "How is preseason football going?"
SM: "Oh yeah, it's goin' good, lots of Cowboys action, so you know we'll do well in the futures action this year, hahaha!!"
CS: (Chuckling)......"Yes, very good Larry...and the action for our week one in the NCAA and NFL?"
SM: "Going real good Mr. B, lots of action, record handle this year."
CS: "Ok, where do we need to improve?.........my wife is bitchin' how I never take her anywhere and I promised that I'd take her to Hawaii if/when we hit our profit targets for the season. What could be keeping us from reaching our target?"
SM: Manager fiddles nervously with his papers...."Well, hmmm, ah, you know there's that CFL betting bunch, a group of degenerates that got no lives....there's a ton of volatility in those games as you know Mr. B and those guys just seem to always pull games out their ass."
CS: "What?, WE'RE LOSING AT THAT AGAIN???!!! Let's do some psychological stuff to get them off their game then!"
SM: "Well Boss, we're putting out the lines at the very last minute, making them think we're not even gonna offer betting.....we're making 'em squirm enough I think."
CS: "Larry, obviously that is not working, you just gotta do a better job,.....who for crying out loud is making the lines??!!"
SM: "Well, I've had Fredo makin' 'em."
CS: "Larry, you know as well as I do that Fredo's got an IQ below zero....I WANT YOU TO HANDLE CFL LINES FROM NOW ON!!!"
SM: (Larry fidgeting nervously)...."hmmm, ok then Boss, I'll get right on it."
CS: "Larry, we've treated you reasonably well here, and I expect next time I see you that our bottom line in the CFL has improved, or, there could be some alterations, shall we say, to the staffing in our little sportsbook, ok?"
SM: "Yes, sure, Mr. B, no problem, ok, I'm on it."