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I should have just started my day by beating off with a cheese grater for four minutes and moved on to doing something productive with my life rather then watching that excruciating mind fuck draw out over the last 12 hours on the couch.
Ways I would have rather spent the money i lost today:
- put a 90% downpayment a brand new tangerine Monte Carlo
- hire ten hookers, line them up side-by-side on all-fours and play them like a pan flute for 2 hours
- purchase 200 pairs of ice-skates for a small village in Africa
- fly to Sri Lanka. rent a jetski and circle the entire island. fly back
- enter the 2008 WSOP and move all-in on every hand just to see how many people I can piss off by sucking out against them and screaming "how ya like dem apples" while simulating pistols with my hands and flipping them back into my "holsters"
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