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IS THIS GUY JUST STUPID???
YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID SO I GUESS WE ARE STUCK WITH HIM.....
 
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Awesome.  I hope you continue your "hot" streak Capt.NeverWins.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by dgsports34:

haha wow cpt-never lose you just earned your spot on covers worst.  You have no idea what the hell your talking about, leave basketball too people that actually know the game. 

And you can leave typing to people who can actually spell.

 
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A couple of bad bounces on that Penn play.  Clearly the right side though. 

I have not lost any faith in my system.  Haters gonna hate.

You guys keep picking on me, I might start crying.  Except when I cry, it's golden tears and they come out in frozen dollar signs.

There are two types of people in this world:   losers and people like me.   The choice is yours. 

 
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you need to add            word smith           to your resume
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Cpt_NeverLose:

Hell yeah that is me.  I do some modeling on the side just for kicks.  This is from a shoot for Men's Health.


LMAO. I am stuck cleaning out all the water from my keyboard for a while after this.

A model? For what "skinny twigs who have never worked out in their life Digest"??

And then I read the caption of "straight guys are broke" and realized you are just a person who sucks cock for a living. I bet you like to be the catcher don't you?

Perhaps I should take it easy on you but you are just too much of a joke.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by VegasVandal:


LMAO. I am stuck cleaning out all the water from my keyboard for a while after this.

A model? For what "skinny twigs who have never worked out in their life Digest"??

And then I read the caption of "straight guys are broke" and realized you are just a person who sucks cock for a living. I bet you like to be the catcher don't you?

Perhaps I should take it easy on you but you are just too much of a joke.

I will answer all of your questions in turn:

Yes

No

No

 
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Posted: #58
Again, idiot. Can't cap at all. Lives in fantasy land
Histrionic personality disorder. It's sad
 
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What a shocker, another loss.  I love guys like this that come on here talking about how great they are.  The more people talk, the worse they are.  If you look at my picks, which I post daily, you will notice I don't ever mention making everyone money or having a lock or anything like that.  It is just embarrassing for you.
 
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this idiot is 1-4 posted, but i luv the "keep the winning streak going" cant wait for more fadebait
 
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As cold as it was in Sioux Falls, I am shocked, just shocked that Oakland not only covered the spread they hit 90 points. Maybe I need to reread those medical journals to see it it really is true that  "even a few minutes of exposure to sub-freezing temperatures can have on slow-twitch muscles."   Thirty degrees in Sioux Falls area and I am shocked with such adverse conditions they won this game. Shocked!
Histrionic personality disorder. It's sad
 
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Tool of the year candidate fo sho.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Cpt_NeverLose:

A couple of bad bounces on that Penn play.  Clearly the right side though. 

I have not lost any faith in my system.  Haters gonna hate.

You guys keep picking on me, I might start crying.  Except when I cry, it's golden tears and they come out in frozen dollar signs.

There are two types of people in this world:   losers and people like me.   The choice is yours. 



fuking fool, u need to shut your fuking big mouth
 
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Quote Originally Posted by wmi799:

As cold as it was in Sioux Falls, I am shocked, just shocked that Oakland not only covered the spread they hit 90 points. Maybe I need to reread those medical journals to see it it really is true that  "even a few minutes of exposure to sub-freezing temperatures can have on slow-twitch muscles."   Thirty degrees in Sioux Falls area and I am shocked with such adverse conditions they won this game. Shocked!

Hahaha... I was born and lived a vast majority of my life in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.  I played basketball at that very area in high school.  I laughed my a$$ off about the weather comment.  The best part is that neither OAK or OR was exposed to any adverse weather conditions because their hotel is connected to the Sioux Falls Arena and they just take the heated underground tunnel to the Arena from the hotel.  Good $hit CaptNeverWins can I please have another.

 
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HAHAHAHA



What a turd nugget. Your out to lunch.
 
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this guy is a moron, complete idiot
 
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Wow Ive never seen a person with so much confidence..........If you had ever played a real college basketball game or any game for that matter besides butt pirates... you would know that weather will have no effect on this one the time these guys take warming up and going through pregame will assure that both teams "muscles will be in the same condition Lol" unless they are beaming your picks players to the game at least!!

PRODIGY

You think they beam those boys from the hotel to the Court like fuken Star Trek bowhunter?   

Oakland is staying all the way in Hartford, SD which in weather like that is a loooooooooong way to the game.    If you had ever read a book or taken a medical school class like me, you would know what affect even a few minutes of exposure to sub-freezing temperatures can have on slow-twitch muscles.

You guys will never be at my level. 

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I cant decide what is funnier....this guy talking complete shit or the idiots who actually take him seriously.  How many posts from people saying that he is an idiot or telling him to fuck off.  He just wants attention and I think its hilarious.
 
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This is by far the funniest shit i have ever seen on covers. There is no way this guy is serious. NO WAY!!!!
 
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I haven't laughed this loud in a long time. I was actually worried that I might wake up the wife and kids. Great stuff my man, absolutely hysterical! Thanks for a great post!!!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by jesron1269:

Hahaha... I was born and lived a vast majority of my life in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.  I played basketball at that very area in high school.  I laughed my a$$ off about the weather comment.  The best part is that neither OAK or OR was exposed to any adverse weather conditions because their hotel is connected to the Sioux Falls Arena and they just take the heated underground tunnel to the Arena from the hotel.  Good $hit CaptNeverWins can I please have another.




People actually live in south dakota?
 
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can someone ban this douche
 
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this shit was hilarious ,idk if he is really into capping games and just had some bad picks but the funniest thing is the picture and the whole im a model and was away teaching tao bo with billy banks deal ,i think hes just clowning .
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Cpt_NeverLose:

I'm here to keep the winning streak going and make my people happy! 

If you guys have learned one thing, it's that I know my shit.   And that I shit college basketball. 

Had a great 5-figure win with UConn today and just gonna let that ride on my Play of the Week. 

I might as well just change my name to Check-Casher cuz i'm just handing money out to you scrubs.  Nah, just teasing.   I can tell you guys are cool.

So tonight we are gonna holy roll with Oral Roberts against Oakland.  I know a bunch of you assclowns are gonna get all boned up up over the word "oral" , but that has nothing to do with this pick. 

This pick follows the "Tuesday Night Team of Faith" angle, which has been pretty good lately (for obvious reasons).   

I also think weather could be a factor for the boys from Oaktown.  Gonna be snowing in Sioux Falls.  That's some cold shit right there.

Oakland will also be tired from their game yesterday, where they scored over 100 points (i.e., they shot a lot and will have muscle soreness/fatigue).  And Oakland has had trouble in the past with March back-to-back contests.

So we are gonna be doubling up our already huge day with Oral Roberts +4'.

Who's with me!!!!!!?????  

 

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