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I'm in love with a stripper. SC's plays for Wed 2/20

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This is the day we were given. Let us rejoice in it and be merry.
 
A buddy called me yesterday afternoon and said he had the perfect woman for me. He told me to come meet him at the strip club for a drink. He knows I like my women with some color. I walk in and she happened to be on stage. When she got done, she came straight over to me. He had already told her I was coming. She was light skin, about 5'8 or so with long legs, beautiful ass, & great real tits. I am in love. She actually asked for my phone so she could call her phone. I don't think my wife would be happy to hear this, so I shared with you guys.   And she was only 19.
 
 
 
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Hope the wife don't find out.
 
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I hate when I like a lot of favorites. I will definitely not be playing all of these.
 
Leans only:
 
Mich St
Charleston
UNC
Fl Atl
VCU
Marq
Aub
Gamecocks
Hou
WV
NO
Wisky
KSU
Duke
 
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oh no, you were on a nice run with that last chick as your avatar and you had to go and change!!!!!  lol, gl bud
 
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I've been there before my man  Leave her alone!Karma is a bitch.Mess with her and go on a 0-10streak!  Live positive get positive results.That littlehole will get you in trouble everytime.
 
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No Memphis?Coming off a close win?
 
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SHAD, don't worry, I just had to tell my little story. I was dating a stripper from the same club and fell in love with the bartender. Now she is my wife of 5 years.
 
Bad, after looking at this chick, I may change. She is not attractive by any means. Just liked the shirt, and the tits hanging out didn't hurt
 
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T-PAIN IS THAT U ?
 
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Teddy Pain ?
T-pain ?
Teddy Pinderassdown ?
 
South who r u really ?
 
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Cacilak, what website are you getting these photos from? The last two look like there from the same one.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by MATTY3180:

Cacilak, what website are you getting these photos from? The last two look like there from the same one.

 

Jailbait

 
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ha, this sounds like de ja vu, it didnt work out well for me but of course i didnt meet my wife in a strip club either, id recomend you stay out of that place and ditch your buddy, unless you have no money and no kids in which case have fun.
 
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Wow, lot of plays for you tonight bud. I lean Duke, but wouldn't touch Carolina. Stay away from the stripper! GL tonight
 
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"She grindin that pole"      Teddy Penderass
 
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Large plays
Duke -5.5 (-130)
CofC +2
Marq -7.5
WV -1.5
VCU -3
 
Small plays
NO -3.5
Hou +4
Aub +17
Fl Atl -3.5
 
Still looking at Wisky, KSU, USC, Cincy, & UNC
 
GL everyone
 
 
 
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Great dude!Like the card also
 
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Alright guys, I love my wife and daughter. I DO NOT frequent the booty clubs. When I was in my early 20's, I worked at a strip club. Once I fell in love with my now wife, I had her quit there.
 
I just wanted to share my afternoon with you guys. I respect my wife and family too much to screw it up with some stripper who is only pretending to be interested. I didn't even get a dance or buy her a drink.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by southcacilak:

Alright guys, I love my wife and daughter. I DO NOT frequent the booty clubs. When I was in my early 20's, I worked at a strip club. Once I fell in love with my now wife, I had her quit there.
 
I just wanted to share my afternoon with you guys. I respect my wife and family too much to screw it up with some stripper who is only pretending to be interested. I didn't even get a dance or buy her a drink.

 

Relax buddy everyone is just messing with you, but I can smell the shit from OHIO and sound like one of the biggest lie's in america....checks in the mail & I won't juice in your mouth --- just messin bro.  Glad you could share your day this way it is out and you can move on with your life and not get in any trouble.

 
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Gl Southcac
 
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Yo south!Do you trust Marq?Really?
 
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Yo what up cac?  I hit the reply button to the email you sent  me....if that didn't get to you, I don't know what to do.   Very strange.  Maybe I'll just call you this week so we can catch up.

I like your card tonight. Im on a couple of those myself.  Guess I'm still up one on the head to head.  Don't think we are opposite anything tonight.  Good luck bro.

 
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Yo South,
           Stay outta there and throw the phone # away. I don't know what else ya have going but strip clubs when your married and betting games is a bad combo already. Throw some alcohol and anything esle is a recipe for disaster.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by HowWinWolf:

Yo South,
           Stay outta there and throw the phone # away. I don't know what else ya have going but strip clubs when your married and betting games is a bad combo already. Throw some alcohol and anything esle is a recipe for disaster.

I am waiting on someone around here to give me a spanking now. I have learned a lot today with my story. There are some good folks on here. I appreciate everyone giving me the 3rd degree

 
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Just saw your post.....GLAD IT WENT THROUGH!!!! Damn that was the hardest email i've ever sent! 
 
Yea, it pains me to root for Duke, but I can't see Miami holding them down after that tough loss to Wake.  Oh, and I'm afraid I'll have to count that OKl loss...gotta take what I can .
 
Sounds like a fun day yesterday.  Now I've got some good blackmail fodder against you, you little hooker.    If you wouldnt mind, I like my cheba nicely manicured and a little on the dank side. 
 
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I hope you wife doesn't know your covers account
 
 
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and calling her phone on your phone is a big no no.
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