Posted:
#51
Short & Sweet:
mah man
What do you call an Eternal Optimist? An accordion player with a beeper!
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LEGENDS OF COVERS
Posted:
#56
macwestie better man than me.....
always
badlands....yeah hope not as ROASTED as i got tonight with "fucking" (in the style of bads) minnesoter....wudn't mind cramming that slacking team into a little fargo ice -chipper.....
SCROG started reading ALL fear and loathing books when they came out, i was 15 never see the like of him again ...also went to see him speak once in boston... he had a bottle of wild turkey on the table and just took questions....a real pain in the ass...like hemingway he got tired of his body hurtin and gettin old....toward the end i used to read his gambling articles posted on the internet...he was frantic football wagerer and wrote one of his greatest articles about i think it was the '72 superbowl.....
wahoo "that fucking smoking cat" great ncaa football picker man 
....hope jimmydafreak can help me with the possible ire of boom boom perhaps not...
neil just called me...apparently the city ordinances against the crowd of COVERS campers he's got on his land are forcing him to use water cannon and moderate use of tear gas....he is forwarding me some fruit baskets but i told him UPS don't deliver here no more.....hmmmmmmm
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Posted:
#60
Quote Originally Posted by TRAIN69:
No worries man, it made me chuckle.
hey weren't you the one to ask me to get you the following as soon as the odds came out>>>
Avon-On-Liffey-By the Sea Grand National Steeplechase At Kevorkian Downs 19,000,000 QUID
here they are: (sorry man about your serbian-league class B 8-nil loss yesterday, they ought to do something about those undetected mines....)
Break a Leg 35-1
Warm Beer Here 4-1
Pippa's Juicy Ass 60-1 (no shot damn)
Incest Is Best 50-1
Eurodollar Not Mine 10-1 (late entry from Dubai)
Elton's a Queen 6-1
What happened to Andy? 70-1
Andy's Lovechild 322-1
Fergies Corns 8-1
Sunday Bloody Sunday 35-1 (late IRA entry)
Wind In the Willows (withdrawn due to childish reference to queen mum pudenda)
Fat Basturd 1223-1
One Last Chance (then its bugger-it for you!) 3445-1
Thatcher's Mistress (withdrawn as well...actually "disappeared" 
)
Remember the Falklands (no betting interest)
Lotto is My Life 64-1
How Bout A Loight Mate? 45-1
Pray For Rain NOT 346-1
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Posted:
#61
adding this only because i have to, i can't just let it FESTER inside you know???
in the style of CHERRYBOY et. al.
######///////////DA LOOT IS HERE BOYZ//////////////////COMEAND GET IT!!!!!!!*********55XWINNER
KENTUCKYOVER//////MONEYLINEWINNER/////
SUPERBOMB OF DAY/////ALSO LICENSED GOLD AND SILVER DEALER//////34XRATES/////!!!!
ACCECPVISA/////*******ADDING SALESPERSSON //////dabomb MICKERU!!!!!
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Posted:
#62
wow Things are Really starting to happen quickly here....e-mail received 30 min.s ago>>>>
Hey (name deleted)
J-Stu just turned me on to your recent Covers Post. We read Covers here every day for shits and grins and also get alot of breaking news from there other than people losing their shirts and stuff. Don't know it you know this dude but J-Stu's twin brother is a big poster over there, he goes by J-Fen. Anyways reading through the thread I noticed you know Jennifer who happens to be my wife's third cousin, small world man. That Hunger Games movie has Jen pretty worn out and we were all thinking look why not you come out here to Santa Monica, do a stint on my show you know as you are KILLING IT recently and then head up to Santa Barbara with her. She says father/daughter shit happens all the time in Hollywood so don't get all hung up on that. Lets make this happen, and i will repeat that because thats what I do repeat stuff slowly and with emphasis in case you didn't get it the frist time.....LETS MAKE THIS HAPPEN yer new drinkin bud, jim
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Posted:
#63
Quote Originally Posted by ROVIN56:
wow Things are Really starting to happen quickly here....e-mail received 30 min.s ago>>>>
Hey (name deleted)
J-Stu just turned me on to your recent Covers Post. We read Covers here every day for shits and grins and also get alot of breaking news from there other than people losing their shirts and stuff. Don't know it you know this dude but J-Stu's twin brother is a big poster over there, he goes by J-Fen. Anyways reading through the thread I noticed you know Jennifer who happens to be my wife's third cousin, small world man. That Hunger Games movie has Jen pretty worn out and we were all thinking look why not you come out here to Santa Monica, do a stint on my show you know as you are KILLING IT recently and then head up to Santa Barbara with her. She says father/daughter shit happens all the time in Hollywood so don't get all hung up on that. Lets make this happen, and i will repeat that because thats what I do repeat stuff slowly and with emphasis in case you didn't get it the frist time.....LETS MAKE THIS HAPPEN yer new drinkin bud, jim
I don't have a brother, nor do I know anyone named Jim.
Good thread, though. Got a few laughs
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............
Posted:
#67
nRopp????? 
??? NEIL??
Hey Neil,
Look I need your help. First of all I know you know that imitation is the finest form of flattery. This is all in good fun right? But here's the thing and this is serious man, you haven't posted in almost 48 hours. If you are HERE and READING THIS NOW neil help me out, give me a sign, call me a craven coward a clown a fool a degenerate who chases foolishly after starlets half his age ok MORE than half his age and BRAGS ABOUT IT on a lousy gambling thread, do what you have to Neil but do me THIS FAVOR because i don't have much time ......... POST SOMETHING.... ANYTHING and do it NOW. They will SKIN ME ALIVE. If you don't believe me here's some proof>>>
from tHEbOOkieterminator.44:
to Rovin56:
You've had your fun pal. Now go away. I have friends over there in county Donegal (yeah Covers is run by the Irish what did you think?) who can give me your address. I already have it. I see you live close to the Gulf. Thats a lot of water. You couild look for a man a long time in all that water and never find him. Liked the stuff about the queen. Go away.
and this from ChildrenofSanchez16 (and counting):
Senor Rovin,
I cums theese cuntry 4 (fore) yras ago there to fin me a new life frum the one i had known guatemale. Mr nRopp with heeeas piks every day i tell you every day food for my table ...in this village there now my family has biggest plantain field and rights to the best banana firels OF united fruit co. E XXON STILL NO LET PLAY GOLF at they course Here if you juice now since u chase off sr. nropp i find you side of mountain place to reast. for long home long time goodbye to you beware day OF DEAD!!!
OK neil get the picture??? thanks i will do ANYTHING you wish, that dirt dauber thing though huh?? okok forget it....
Rovin56
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Posted:
#68
Quote Originally Posted by ROVIN56:
hey weren't you the one to ask me to get you the following as soon as the odds came out>>>
Avon-On-Liffey-By the Sea Grand National Steeplechase At Kevorkian Downs 19,000,000 QUID
here they are: (sorry man about your serbian-league class B 8-nil loss yesterday, they ought to do something about those undetected mines....)
Break a Leg 35-1
Warm Beer Here 4-1
Pippa's Juicy Ass 60-1 (no shot damn)
Incest Is Best 50-1
Eurodollar Not Mine 10-1 (late entry from Dubai)
Elton's a Queen 6-1
What happened to Andy? 70-1
Andy's Lovechild 322-1
Fergies Corns 8-1
Sunday Bloody Sunday 35-1 (late IRA entry)
Wind In the Willows (withdrawn due to childish reference to queen mum pudenda)
Fat Basturd 1223-1
One Last Chance (then its bugger-it for you!) 3445-1
Thatcher's Mistress (withdrawn as well...actually "disappeared" )
Remember the Falklands (no betting interest)
Lotto is My Life 64-1
How Bout A Loight Mate? 45-1
Pray For Rain NOT 346-1
Put a half unit on everything 60-1 or better.
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Great Job, that was helarious. Covers hall of fame.
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