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im gonna start from the bottom up...like i would with a naked woman who passes muster..and im gonna be real honest here...my idea of muster is far from what say a navy s.e.a.l. team member might endure before signing for the night goggles and popping into enemy territory undetected and ready to mingle.......
10. look if you havent taken thursday off fine...but certainly tell the men you work with THIS is a HOLIDAY not presidents day or kwanzaa or box hat week or the rest...a real MAN Holiday and youll see them monday morning......if you work with women im sorry...if you work FOR a woman...see navy s.e.a.l. above borrow weapon and shoot yourself ....
9. yeah i know i get it you are a gambler and these games are coming fast and furious like bullets from a gatling gun eastwood just poked out from under a wagon canvas...you are positively mowing down redlegs mexicans comancheros etc etc. get out of MY WAYYYYYYYY....tatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatataaatataatt
8. i love lookin at these (mostly) black sleek talented athletes each with their own unique look...a goatee perhaps some dreadlocks some tats its all good...i love they are getting a college education as reward for all that work and unfortunately as much as i come to like them if i have money on them and they miss a free throw at the end of the game i find myself wishing the national guard would roll into the neighborhood where they were raised by amazing grandma and turn it into rubble...lol....hey its all in good fun relax....
7. when you get home from work on thursday theres no waiting till 6 or 7 to bet on the stray nba or college game..they are spread out like a beautiful awning over a thai cabana way out on the turquoise water...and you my friend are ready for an evening massage just pick up the phone over there on the rattan table.....
6. madness is a sign of Spring...and unless you live in like the upper peninsula or vermont where lamb coozys are all the rage heh heh for keeping liquid WARM....this is azalea time the masters on horizon largemouth moving off beds.....
5. you want to see a top seed upset...and no i dont mean kansas or kentucky or the heels....we ALL want to see Duke go down and FAST in fact we want to see Grayson Allen reach his arm into the belly of a Drexel cheerleader and pull out a few feet of intestine after a missed free throw leads to a loss...and we want to see coach K join him in fighting for it it at midcourt blood everywhere.....
4. the first days of madness your bracket is pristine...you are about to win 25 grand and when you do you are going to rub it in the faces of the cretinous vermin who for years have put you and yore picks down in the gambling forum...you might take a trip to thailand too...hell start the day with a massage why wait till dusk??
3. madness is its own reward...an escape from the suspicion that the world is slowly reverting into basically a dictatorship of the wealthy and priviliged...they are gonna rain down such a cloud of filth and horror while getting tax breaks and sweetheart deals and scoping out an escape to another planet that not even the 25 grand you win on your bracket will buy enough johnny walker black to obliterate the bad taste....so ENJOY!!!
2. the start of madness is a blissful holy thing a clean start...a trip down memory lane a warm blanket......you are gonna bet like a bastard and you know it
1. kansas state cheerleaders good lord thats all im gonna say GOOD LORD and good luck 
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