Riddle of the Day

How many Columbians and Bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Depends on how much Coke the Columbians are supplying the Bears

Question is would the coke increase or decrease the total? They would definitely play at a higher pace to start, how long would the effects last? And then what about down time? Any coke users in this thread? One would assume field goal percentages would drop a few points. 

I’m Betting on Under 159 coked up bears.

Thank You...appreciated...

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+500

You are an ATM!

Joke’s on you because I’m holding all the cards in this dynamic. You’re betting your money based on what I say at face value. How do you know that I didn’t bet over 159. My next bet is Under 132.5 California v Oregon State. Whether or not I’m lying is another matter. You might as well flip a coin, it’s the same thing. At the end of the day, you’re just a lazy punter with a prayer. 

Jokes on me? i have 3,500 so far fading you- i will take that joke everyday 

btw...my spreadsheet is a lot better than yours. i do a 32-score projection algo, that gives me very accurate projections- its just fun fading you

This has been entertaining and all, but at the end the day, nobody really cares whether you win or I win 500 or 5 million. Even if it did happen, I wouldn’t tell you because you wouldn’t believe me anyway and vice versa. So at the end of the day, we’re just two people telling stories aka shootin’ the breeze for entertainment. We’re both either lonely or miserable or both. If you can admit that much, there’s hope for you yet. Appreciate the company, goodnight.