Uhhh...This is your Captain Speaking, It's Free Money Friday!!!!!!!

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Another HUGE day yesterday.    Went 3-1 but played all of the winners much bigger than the loss.  Also, I have now given you guys a winning play every day I have posted, except for one!!!     Not many of you cappers can make that claim!

Did two hours of bikram yoga this morning, got a blowjob from the cleaning lady at my resort, and now I am ready for another day of shitting fire and grenades all over the books!!!!

There are three things I have learned this last week.  First, hookers don't like to kiss on the mouth.  Second, don't ever piss on a police car (no matter how funny it might be  ).  And the third had something to do with college basketball, but I CAN'T REMEMBER!!   .   If it comes to me later, I will let you guys know.

Alright, NeverLose Nation, I've got three awesome jizz-inducing locks to offer you.  Like a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow of cheetos and cocaine.

Xavier -7 -- X is the only team in the A-10 with dudes that have even started shaving.  They will probably get shipped to a major conference soon due to boredom and lack of competition.  Also, I'm pretty sure they are taller at every position (including all the way down the coaching staff), which is a good advantage in basketball.  Also, Dayton has shown that they can't compete against the big teams in college basketball and X has proven that they are one of those teams.  I expect to see Musketeers put the "X" in "eXciting win" today with a big blowout of the pansy-ass flyers. 

Ohio State -12'  -- Are you kidding me?   Uh....last time I checked Northwestern doesn't play basketball in March.    Of course, you could say they don't play basketball in February either.     Northwestern needs to stick to making people smart and creating doctors and shit.  Leave the basketball to the real schools.  Ohio State is an unstoppable force and has a lot to prove this week, as they have been getting no respect from the pundits.  I expect the Buckeyes to come out with a solid, detailed game plan and to improvise quite a bit, which is something that NW won't be prepared for......trust me  .  I've spent half of my life at these tier 1 educational institutions and they don't know shit about sports.

Michigan +3 -- Red Dawn, motherfucker!!!!

Let's get that coin today, my friends!!!!!

Correction:  I got Ohio State -13

Won't fuken matter, Buckeyes by three touchdowns

Don't worry, dude.  Your mom loved me just enough. 

based on your picks and your avatar i believe you be better suited for gay porno.

i hope that isnt you...please change it

"Alright, NeverLose Nation, I've got three awesome jizz-inducing locks to offer you.  Like a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow of cheetos and cocaine."  quotation from the captain.    

Dude you are too fucking funny, and I will tail you on this one, It was my lean from the begining.  hope it does not get jinxs because you are on the same team  BOL

I will take your word for it.

As always the plays that won for him he had more money than the ones that lost. Already Zero and Two on the day. This guy with the gay porno man in his avatar is just here to bullshit everyone. He does not actually bet games.

WOLVERINES!!!!!

Bad luck on Buckeyes and X.  I probably should have teased those down.      

Got some more cherry poppers coming on the next slate of games. 

Memphis -4  -- What????   Maybe Vegas doesn't realize this, but Memphis almost won the whole damn national championship several years ago!!!    What has ECU done other than make up a 51st state to name their school after.  Hey ECU, maybe you should play West Hawaii State instead of a powerhouse like Memphis.  Also, Memphis returns 5 starters from their romp over Tulane.     Memphis is Greek for "we don't fuken lose to ECU"

Florida -3'  -- What do they think this is, a damn football game!!!!!!   Tennessee doesn't deserve the privilege of tossing Florida's salad, much less playing them in a March game of hoops.    Look for Florida to press early and force a shit-ton of turnovers.  They will also slow things down on offense to stretch out possessions.  I see this one going over also.

New Mexico +4 -- Uhhh....Vegas?  Hello????  So I guess New Mexico didn't set the record straight the first two times these teams played.  Beep!!  Beep!!!  Money Truck!!!!   New Mexico wins......again.

Notre Dame -1 -- Last but not least, Notre Dame.  When teams when by double-digits, they always cover one-point spreads in the following game.  Also, Notre Dame carrying the Big East flag in this one and will want to represent their conference well.  Notre Dame by 3. 

Unfortunately, these will be my last picks for a while.  Headed out of town tomorrow for an adventure race in Bali and will probably not have a chance to post anything.  I will check in with you guys if I am able to.  Back in full effect one week from today though. 

Let's make that money!!!!!!