2016 Record: 34-16 (68%)
I hold two pages of write-up in my hand as I type this. I like to write. Physically, with pen and paper. If I could, if I lived in days gone by, I'd write with goose quill tip dipped gently into ink jar on papyrus. Maybe I'd be wearing a wig like one of those Founding Father wigs with lots of curls in them as I wrote. Maybe someone would be playing a religious hymn a harp with angels carved into it in the background as I wrote by candlelight to inspire. Maybe I'd live in a house that I built with my own hands like Michael Landon in Little House on the Prairie. If tomorrow we need milk, we milk the cows by hand on a small wooden stool which I also built. Maybe I take the papyrus over to the fire which toasts the bread we will have for dinner. Bread and water. Water and Bread. Maybe I throw the write-up in the fire. Maybe I watch it burn. Maybe as it burns, if you look close enough you can see the rising fire reflecting in my pupils. Maybe a small grin comes across my face. Maybe I cackle as all this happens, my hands steepled fingertip to fingertip.
Wait a minute. This story is partially true. I did just burn a 2 page write-up. It was a write-up which endorsed Navy. That write-up now billows to the heavens in small smoke stacks.
The pick:
ARMY +5.5 over NAVY
Enough with the pleasant fictions. Why did I come off Navy Because for the innumerable advantages for Army. And here they are, like never before. When you take a team as historically bad as Army, you better bring the goods. I have the goods right here.
1. "If you can't beat the Walking Wounded, who can you beat?" angle.
Navy has never been more the Walking Wounded than they are right now:
Simply stated, the injury report is astonishing:
Navy – Quarterback Will Worth (foot), wide receiver Tyler Carmona (foot), slotbacks Toneo Gulley (Lisfranc), Darryl Bonner (concussion), Josh Brown (left ankle) and Josh Walker (left shoulder), inside linebacker Mike Kelly (shoulder) and outside linebacker Josiah Powell (leg) are all out; Cornerback Elijah Merchant (head) and wide receiver Craig Scott (ankle) are questionable; slotback Dishan Romine (head) and inside linebacker Hudson Sullivan (knee) are probable.
This is in addition to the other key injuries suffered throughout the year, including Tago Smith, bringing the total out for year to a whopping 10. This very site has the total injuries at 16. Tago Smith was ages ago? It's true. But it's an indication of starter after starter after starter going down.
Army - Andy Davidson is questionable. And that's IT!
Huge advantage for what is almost a 100% healthy Army team.
On this point ALONE it would not be unreasonable to say that in the history of this rivalry, there has NEVER been a more contrasting injury report, this one clearly favoring Army. That's going back to 1890. If there was a bigger injury disparity it came during wartime, LITERALLY, and there would be some slightly more important things going on than injury reports for a football game.
But it gets worse for Navy.
2. The remaining healthy players are tattered and torn because of the missing bye week.
Navy was supposed to play East Carolina on the Thursday following the win over Houston. That game was postposed due to Hurricane Matthew. So it was a bye that wasn't a bye, when they didn't need it and weren't planning for it.
Instead, because of the Hurricane, and because Navy has played for it's conference championship, Navy will have played for 8 straight weeks. The injury report, be it luck or lack of rest, bears the rotten fruits of their bye gone bye-bye.
NEVER has Navy played 8 straight weeks leading up to their all-time historic Army game.
But this is compounded by something even worse for Navy.
3. Navy has never had less than even a two week break to face Army since ....1941.
Traditionally, these schools have had at least two weeks to prepare for their rivalry game. And for good reason. The world's eyes are on them with pride, celebrating the military along with the military men and women themselves.
But this year, Navy had it's conference championship to play in. That means Navy has had, get this, ONLY THREE full practices to prepare for Army (1 day rest, 1 day film and media, 3 practice and 1 day travel, then game day) = 6 days in between the game.
That is the fewest number of practices EVER in 117 meetings. Think about how historic this lack of preparation is. This has NEVER happened.
And on the other side of the ball?