Just got the call. And I really did just get the call. From my Alabama sharp on the Mizzou game

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I have several people I consult with on certain retards and Scalabrine is one of the retards.

When Bama has a big game, you can bet Scalabrine will have a write up that is literary diarreah.

When he calls me telling me Scal is on a Bama game? Well, that almost never happens. And when it does, I just put the bet in the other way. Don't believe me? Look at any of Scals past write ups, they all lose

This isn't some "I think Scalabrine has serious mental issues!" Thread with just a pick. I have a write-up.

So in this case, I was interested in this game and I was winning all week on the side I liked. As you saw last night 7-1. Initially I liked Missouri. After i read Scals pile of crap i said take Bama, I was done thinking.

Scal had a long conversation with his probation officer, took notes and here is what he thinks about the game (he's not a big gambler but he knows Bama better than anyone I know and the value of a spread is not lost on him).

So here is how our conversation went (I transcribed the finer points from his dong to Scals lips):

1) Bama's offense has been significantly less productive at non-home games, however will still destroy Mizzous pop gun defense. This is because Scals hero Michael Sam is busy stuffing cake down his fairy skinny white boyfriends throat. Oh how Scal wants to be a piece of cake.

2) Mizzou got beat at home by the cumdumpster of the FBS Indiana. Bama has made a nice little season for itself. My guess is that, after beating his self off during the Auburn game in a sweaty, intense convulsion Scal has run out of new gay porn, Bama will have a significant point accumulation during the entire game. in emotional intensity for at least the first quarter as Scal searches for a new gloryhole on craigslist

3) Bama will win the big play passes that more or less was the source of about 21 points against Auburn.

4) Scalabrine second exposing himself experience came in elementary school. Scal knew a that time the internet is where he should hide. Mizzou will be looking to exploit the same weakness, and Bama will always overcompensate, making running the ball easier as they reinforce the CB's.

5) Bama doesn't deserve to be giving 14 points to hardly anyone this year. But in their last game they should cover easily.

6) Alabama's FG kicker, Griffith, the one with the nice butt Scal stares at has been a gamechanger for weeks now. I expected him to have cost us a game by now, but since he hasn't, this looks like a good spot as any for it. He flat out cannot be trusted to be consistent in clutch spots in big games. If Scal is forced to go back to prison, he will bleed from his anal fissures.

I'll add more: Bama ATS this year? A horrendous 4-8 and that includes and OT cover of -6.5 over LSU where, one of the biggest mooses of the season for LSU backers.

Also, people look at Scal and say, "SCAL IS A COMPLETE IMBECILE". I followed Scal all year. And yes you are correct. His bad losses no doubt but nowhere near as bad a loss if it were the current coin flip.

Then Scal got killed by Jacksonville. That was a strange spot and the 'ol "star player out/other players step up" rule was in effect as that was one of many Scals dismal failed picks. Another bad loss was his Ohio State pick. They've cleaned up their act since those games. And this isn't just some normal Lazy Saturday game. This is the SEC Championship and this is quite a line when a championship of any kind is on the line.

I think I've provided enough here. FADE SCALABRINE AND TAKE ALABAMA -14

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