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    Obama wants a college playoff system

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    CalUrsus
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    Posted: Nov. 4, 2008 - 12:07 AM ET #1

    WASHINGTON (AP)—Democrat Barack Obama told ESPN’s “Monday Night Football” it’s time for college football to pick a champion with a playoff system while Republican John McCain would put an end to performance-enhancing substances.

    On the eve of the election, the two presidential candidates were interviewed via satellite by ESPN’s Chris Berman. The taped interviews aired during halftime of game between the Washington Redskins and the Pittsburgh Steelers.

    Both candidates were asked to name one thing they would change in sports.

    “I think it is about time that we had playoffs in college football. I’m fed up with these computer rankings and this and that and the other,” Obama said. “Get eight teams—the top eight teams right at the end. You got a playoff. Decide on a National Champion.”

    College football uses a Bowl Championship Series system, commonly known as BCS, that is based on computer rankings.

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    To remove first post, remove entire topic.

    WASHINGTON (AP)—Democrat Barack Obama told ESPN’s “Monday Night Football” it’s time for college football to pick a champion with a playoff system while Republican John McCain would put an end to performance-enhancing substances.

    On the eve of the election, the two presidential candidates were interviewed via satellite by ESPN’s Chris Berman. The taped interviews aired during halftime of game between the Washington Redskins and the Pittsburgh Steelers.

    Both candidates were asked to name one thing they would change in sports.

    “I think it is about time that we had playoffs in college football. I’m fed up with these computer rankings and this and that and the other,” Obama said. “Get eight teams—the top eight teams right at the end. You got a playoff. Decide on a National Champion.”

    College football uses a Bowl Championship Series system, commonly known as BCS, that is based on computer rankings.

     
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    Posted: Nov. 4, 2008 - 12:08 AM ET #2

    who doesnt?
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    who doesnt?
     
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    Posted: Nov. 4, 2008 - 12:18 AM ET #3

    who cares?
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    who cares?
     
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    Posted: Nov. 4, 2008 - 12:20 AM ET #4

    wont happen
    dont hold your breath on it
    the bowl tie ins mean too much $ to the schools
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    wont happen
    dont hold your breath on it
    the bowl tie ins mean too much $ to the schools
     
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    Posted: Nov. 4, 2008 - 12:25 AM ET #5

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    Posted: Nov. 4, 2008 - 12:27 AM ET #6

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    Posted: Nov. 4, 2008 - 12:43 AM ET #7

    non news.........wonder which one of his staffers told him ta say THAT.........like he ever watches any sports.....LOL!!
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    non news.........wonder which one of his staffers told him ta say THAT.........like he ever watches any sports.....LOL!!
     
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    Posted: Nov. 4, 2008 - 12:49 AM ET #8

    Obama has a full NCAAF plan.

    Miami of Ohio to receive equal funding as Ohio State.

    San Diego State will now receive the same TV time as USC.

    all mid major teams will now receive 50% of major programs revenue.

    All teams will now be ranked #1, losses are simply called "oopsies" and at the end of the season everyone gets a trophy engraved "A for effort!"


    McCain had a plan but he stroked out in the middle of writing it.  Palin insists God doesn't like football  and demands it be outlawed.
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    Obama has a full NCAAF plan.

    Miami of Ohio to receive equal funding as Ohio State.

    San Diego State will now receive the same TV time as USC.

    all mid major teams will now receive 50% of major programs revenue.

    All teams will now be ranked #1, losses are simply called "oopsies" and at the end of the season everyone gets a trophy engraved "A for effort!"


    McCain had a plan but he stroked out in the middle of writing it.  Palin insists God doesn't like football  and demands it be outlawed.
     
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    Posted: Nov. 4, 2008 - 12:53 AM ET #9

    After Obamas plan is enacted and the NCAA is in financial shambles 3 years later, Obama will run for relelection on the platform of reforming the "corrupt NCAA".
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    After Obamas plan is enacted and the NCAA is in financial shambles 3 years later, Obama will run for relelection on the platform of reforming the "corrupt NCAA".
     
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    Posted: Nov. 4, 2008 - 3:03 AM ET #10

    too bad none of the candidates actually discuss about removing the gambling bill because if either one did, that person will get my vote and I'm pretty sure many other degenerates' votes here and other forums.




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    too bad none of the candidates actually discuss about removing the gambling bill because if either one did, that person will get my vote and I'm pretty sure many other degenerates' votes here and other forums.




     
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    Posted: Nov. 4, 2008 - 3:23 AM ET #11

    Quote Originally Posted by richardtonsj:

    too bad none of the candidates actually discuss about removing the gambling bill because if either one did, that person will get my vote and I'm pretty sure many other degenerates' votes here and other forums.

    DIDO THAT.  There are more people in this country that gamble, (I mean bet on sports, go to the casino, get on pools, buy lottery tickets) than VOTE. Oh WELL!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by richardtonsj:

    too bad none of the candidates actually discuss about removing the gambling bill because if either one did, that person will get my vote and I'm pretty sure many other degenerates' votes here and other forums.

    DIDO THAT.  There are more people in this country that gamble, (I mean bet on sports, go to the casino, get on pools, buy lottery tickets) than VOTE. Oh WELL!!


     
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    Posted: Nov. 4, 2008 - 11:05 AM ET #12

    as a Nittany Lion fan, Obama got my vote with that comment.
     
    Good way to swing PA, considering half the state was watching last night.
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    as a Nittany Lion fan, Obama got my vote with that comment.
     
    Good way to swing PA, considering half the state was watching last night.
     
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    Posted: Nov. 4, 2008 - 11:13 AM ET #13

    Quote Originally Posted by Mazdaspeed:

    Obama has a full NCAAF plan.

    Miami of Ohio to receive equal funding as Ohio State.

    San Diego State will now receive the same TV time as USC.

    all mid major teams will now receive 50% of major programs revenue.

    All teams will now be ranked #1, losses are simply called "oopsies" and at the end of the season everyone gets a trophy engraved "A for effort!"


    McCain had a plan but he stroked out in the middle of writing it.  Palin insists God doesn't like football  and demands it be outlawed.

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazdaspeed:

    Obama has a full NCAAF plan.

    Miami of Ohio to receive equal funding as Ohio State.

    San Diego State will now receive the same TV time as USC.

    all mid major teams will now receive 50% of major programs revenue.

    All teams will now be ranked #1, losses are simply called "oopsies" and at the end of the season everyone gets a trophy engraved "A for effort!"


    McCain had a plan but he stroked out in the middle of writing it.  Palin insists God doesn't like football  and demands it be outlawed.

     

     
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    Posted: Nov. 4, 2008 - 1:02 PM ET #14

    Quote Originally Posted by Mazdaspeed:

    Obama has a full NCAAF plan.

    Miami of Ohio to receive equal funding as Ohio State.

    San Diego State will now receive the same TV time as USC.

    all mid major teams will now receive 50% of major programs revenue.

    All teams will now be ranked #1, losses are simply called "oopsies" and at the end of the season everyone gets a trophy engraved "A for effort!"


    McCain had a plan but he stroked out in the middle of writing it.  Palin insists God doesn't like football  and demands it be outlawed.
    LMFAO.....still LMFAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazdaspeed:

    Obama has a full NCAAF plan.

    Miami of Ohio to receive equal funding as Ohio State.

    San Diego State will now receive the same TV time as USC.

    all mid major teams will now receive 50% of major programs revenue.

    All teams will now be ranked #1, losses are simply called "oopsies" and at the end of the season everyone gets a trophy engraved "A for effort!"


    McCain had a plan but he stroked out in the middle of writing it.  Palin insists God doesn't like football  and demands it be outlawed.
    LMFAO.....still LMFAO
     
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    Posted: Nov. 4, 2008 - 1:17 PM ET #15

    Quote Originally Posted by fortheglory:

    as a Nittany Lion fan, Obama got my vote with that comment.
     
    Good way to swing PA, considering half the state was watching last night.



    If thats why you voted for Obama, that is ridiculous. He is just about as likely to do that as he would be for universal health care. so naive!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fortheglory:

    as a Nittany Lion fan, Obama got my vote with that comment.
     
    Good way to swing PA, considering half the state was watching last night.



    If thats why you voted for Obama, that is ridiculous. He is just about as likely to do that as he would be for universal health care. so naive!
     
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    Posted: Nov. 4, 2008 - 1:48 PM ET #16

    Yeah, that was sarcasm.  I did vote for him though, absentee, so it was before that comment.
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    Yeah, that was sarcasm.  I did vote for him though, absentee, so it was before that comment.
     
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    Posted: Nov. 4, 2008 - 2:06 PM ET #17

    Quote Originally Posted by Mazdaspeed:

    Obama has a full NCAAF plan.

    Miami of Ohio to receive equal funding as Ohio State.

    San Diego State will now receive the same TV time as USC.

    all mid major teams will now receive 50% of major programs revenue.

    All teams will now be ranked #1, losses are simply called "oopsies" and at the end of the season everyone gets a trophy engraved "A for effort!"


    McCain had a plan but he stroked out in the middle of writing it.  Palin insists God doesn't like football  and demands it be outlawed.

    This is funny as hell...need to add...

    If one team is ahead, then points will be divided equally so all games end in tie.  Somebody might be offended by the term oopsies.

    All games will be played at neutral site so both teams will have equal numbers of fans.

    No tailgating as there will be no charCOAL to cook with.

    Joe Biden to do play by play....games now lasting 7 hours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazdaspeed:

    Obama has a full NCAAF plan.

    Miami of Ohio to receive equal funding as Ohio State.

    San Diego State will now receive the same TV time as USC.

    all mid major teams will now receive 50% of major programs revenue.

    All teams will now be ranked #1, losses are simply called "oopsies" and at the end of the season everyone gets a trophy engraved "A for effort!"


    McCain had a plan but he stroked out in the middle of writing it.  Palin insists God doesn't like football  and demands it be outlawed.

    This is funny as hell...need to add...

    If one team is ahead, then points will be divided equally so all games end in tie.  Somebody might be offended by the term oopsies.

    All games will be played at neutral site so both teams will have equal numbers of fans.

    No tailgating as there will be no charCOAL to cook with.

    Joe Biden to do play by play....games now lasting 7 hours.

     
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    Posted: Nov. 4, 2008 - 2:21 PM ET #18

    Quote Originally Posted by Mazdaspeed:

    Obama has a full NCAAF plan.

    Miami of Ohio to receive equal funding as Ohio State.

    San Diego State will now receive the same TV time as USC.

    all mid major teams will now receive 50% of major programs revenue.

    All teams will now be ranked #1, losses are simply called "oopsies" and at the end of the season everyone gets a trophy engraved "A for effort!"


    McCain had a plan but he stroked out in the middle of writing it.  Palin insists God doesn't like football  and demands it be outlawed.


    Good one. 
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazdaspeed:

    Obama has a full NCAAF plan.

    Miami of Ohio to receive equal funding as Ohio State.

    San Diego State will now receive the same TV time as USC.

    all mid major teams will now receive 50% of major programs revenue.

    All teams will now be ranked #1, losses are simply called "oopsies" and at the end of the season everyone gets a trophy engraved "A for effort!"


    McCain had a plan but he stroked out in the middle of writing it.  Palin insists God doesn't like football  and demands it be outlawed.


    Good one. 
     
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    Posted: Nov. 4, 2008 - 2:31 PM ET #19

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    Here is McCain's NCAA football plan -
     
    Florida, Ohio State, USC and Texas will receive billions in tax breaks on revenue.
     
    Kent State, Ball State, and Miami of Ohio will have to donate a portion of their revenue to BCS schools.
     
    The Sun Belt conference will be disbanded.
     
    Washington and Washington State will no longer have football programs because they are located in a blue state and quote "really suck"
     
    Boise State is ineligible to play in a BCS Bowl. They will play in the Humanitarian Bowl every year even if they are undefeated.
     
    If Ohio State loses 4 games they will still play in national championship game.
     
    When McCain dies, Palin will eliminate college football and instead all schools will have hockey programs. All hockey mascots will be Mavericks.
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    Here is McCain's NCAA football plan -
     
    Florida, Ohio State, USC and Texas will receive billions in tax breaks on revenue.
     
    Kent State, Ball State, and Miami of Ohio will have to donate a portion of their revenue to BCS schools.
     
    The Sun Belt conference will be disbanded.
     
    Washington and Washington State will no longer have football programs because they are located in a blue state and quote "really suck"
     
    Boise State is ineligible to play in a BCS Bowl. They will play in the Humanitarian Bowl every year even if they are undefeated.
     
    If Ohio State loses 4 games they will still play in national championship game.
     
    When McCain dies, Palin will eliminate college football and instead all schools will have hockey programs. All hockey mascots will be Mavericks.
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoCougs:

    Here is McCain's NCAA football plan -
     
    Florida, Ohio State, USC and Texas will receive billions in tax breaks on revenue.
     
    Kent State, Ball State, and Miami of Ohio will have to donate a portion of their revenue to BCS schools.
     
    The Sun Belt conference will be disbanded.
     
    Washington and Washington State will no longer have football programs because they are located in a blue state and quote "really suck"
     
    Boise State is ineligible to play in a BCS Bowl. They will play in the Humanitarian Bowl every year even if they are undefeated.
     
    If Ohio State loses 4 games they will still play in national championship game.
     
    When McCain dies, Palin will eliminate college football and instead all schools will have hockey programs. All hockey mascots will be Mavericks.

     

    FAIL

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoCougs:

    Here is McCain's NCAA football plan -
     
    Florida, Ohio State, USC and Texas will receive billions in tax breaks on revenue.
     
    Kent State, Ball State, and Miami of Ohio will have to donate a portion of their revenue to BCS schools.
     
    The Sun Belt conference will be disbanded.
     
    Washington and Washington State will no longer have football programs because they are located in a blue state and quote "really suck"
     
    Boise State is ineligible to play in a BCS Bowl. They will play in the Humanitarian Bowl every year even if they are undefeated.
     
    If Ohio State loses 4 games they will still play in national championship game.
     
    When McCain dies, Palin will eliminate college football and instead all schools will have hockey programs. All hockey mascots will be Mavericks.

     

    FAIL

     
    Mazdaspeed
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    Posted: Nov. 4, 2008 - 4:45 PM ET #22

    Quote Originally Posted by GoCougs:

    Here is McCain's NCAA football plan -
     
    Florida, Ohio State, USC and Texas will receive billions in tax breaks on revenue.
     
    Kent State, Ball State, and Miami of Ohio will have to donate a portion of their revenue to BCS schools.
     
    The Sun Belt conference will be disbanded.
     
    Washington and Washington State will no longer have football programs because they are located in a blue state and quote "really suck"
     
    Boise State is ineligible to play in a BCS Bowl. They will play in the Humanitarian Bowl every year even if they are undefeated.
     
    If Ohio State loses 4 games they will still play in national championship game.
     
    When McCain dies, Palin will eliminate college football and instead all schools will have hockey programs. All hockey mascots will be Mavericks.



    Protip: Try not to let your bias and hate write your jokes.  If they do, hide it better.  Being funny helps.

    "A for effort" though. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoCougs:

    Here is McCain's NCAA football plan -
     
    Florida, Ohio State, USC and Texas will receive billions in tax breaks on revenue.
     
    Kent State, Ball State, and Miami of Ohio will have to donate a portion of their revenue to BCS schools.
     
    The Sun Belt conference will be disbanded.
     
    Washington and Washington State will no longer have football programs because they are located in a blue state and quote "really suck"
     
    Boise State is ineligible to play in a BCS Bowl. They will play in the Humanitarian Bowl every year even if they are undefeated.
     
    If Ohio State loses 4 games they will still play in national championship game.
     
    When McCain dies, Palin will eliminate college football and instead all schools will have hockey programs. All hockey mascots will be Mavericks.



    Protip: Try not to let your bias and hate write your jokes.  If they do, hide it better.  Being funny helps.

    "A for effort" though. ;)
     
    tonyturf
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    Posted: Nov. 4, 2008 - 4:50 PM ET #23

    This might be the only thing that I will ever agree with this ass clown on...
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    This might be the only thing that I will ever agree with this ass clown on...
     
    willydollas
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    Posted: Nov. 4, 2008 - 4:52 PM ET #24

    Quote Originally Posted by Mazdaspeed:

    Obama has a full NCAAF plan.

    Miami of Ohio to receive equal funding as Ohio State.

    San Diego State will now receive the same TV time as USC.

    all mid major teams will now receive 50% of major programs revenue.

    All teams will now be ranked #1, losses are simply called "oopsies" and at the end of the season everyone gets a trophy engraved "A for effort!"


    McCain had a plan but he stroked out in the middle of writing it.  Palin insists God doesn't like football  and demands it be outlawed.

    funniest shit i've read this year

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazdaspeed:

    Obama has a full NCAAF plan.

    Miami of Ohio to receive equal funding as Ohio State.

    San Diego State will now receive the same TV time as USC.

    all mid major teams will now receive 50% of major programs revenue.

    All teams will now be ranked #1, losses are simply called "oopsies" and at the end of the season everyone gets a trophy engraved "A for effort!"


    McCain had a plan but he stroked out in the middle of writing it.  Palin insists God doesn't like football  and demands it be outlawed.

    funniest shit i've read this year

     
     
    niiiCe
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    Posted: Nov. 4, 2008 - 4:54 PM ET #25

    Palin is one dumb skank
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    Palin is one dumb skank
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