...well...it's really simple: the "old, original" MacDonald's long and skinny fries!...YES!; those "greasy," REAL "original French Fries!" and... BTW...: just TOTALLY delicious!!...
(Although I do recall that they--some time ago--introduced some kind of "Better for you" fries...and, being a guy who instinctively and always has been most leery of anything touted primarily as "Good for You!"...I mean "come on now, gang!": when you're as old as I ("Is ANYBODY as old as I?!," Elaine Stritch, "Company" [danged "underline"--"proper--reference"-- to a play refuses to work!], Sondheim, circa 1970),,,and spent all those many, many years (starting in the '60's) being told that "most everything" your mother told you "is good for you" has "now" been proven "wrong!" (like red meat, milk, bread, butter, "ALL fast-food" etc.)...and THEN, later being told "Hold on there! Maybe, just maybe, [our past, recent, further and seemingly "La-Dee-Dah," never-ending "research"] is/MIGHT just ALSO be, "incorrect"...OR,
"not entirely correct?!?" [THEIR words, NOT mine]...i.e., could it just really be that mother WAS right, "at least in 'some' ways" [ditto!] after all?! And, might, just might, we [ALL of us "Super-Duper-'Fad'-of-the"...what?!... "day/month/year?!," and all of us "Trendy" doctors and researchers] actually REALLY have been proven, at BEST: "back and forth; "today" this, "tomorrow" that, but "never just INCORRECT!," "IMPOSSIBLE!," they all "catter-walled!"
Think AGAIN, ALL of you pompous, righteous, "day-by-day"/"here today; there tomorrow" false prophets!!
(And, "Yes!; calling Dr. Linus Pauling!...GUESS what, Doc...!")
Whatever; many thanks to any and all who allowed me to "Vent My Wrath!"
"Ahm jist all plum tuck'rd out, pard'ners...y'all hear?!?
(Mia Culpa! Kindly forgive me a "moment" in my "native tongue.")
(AND: while the newer "good for you" MacDonald's fries were really NOT as bad as I would have thought; well, what can I tell you??...oh yeah; I "got it:"..."ain't NOTHIN' like the real thing, Bruddah!"...them thar one, and ONLY: "Originals!")