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My only question when I roll out of bed is do I piss first or get the coffee brewing.

Henry-Lilly · Answer

My only question when I roll out of bed is do I piss first or get the coffee brewing.

searchwarrant · Answer

Rollover, piss in Big Gulp cup, remain on matress beneath covers for extended 5-7 minutes, contemplate matchups and proceed to coffee machine.

Stiln · Answer

You guys don&#x27;t have automated coffee machines that allow you to preset brewing times.

Henry-Lilly · Answer

Fancy boy with the automated machine.... you drink it out of one of those little tiny cups too?

depeche2 · Answer

Every day.  I don&#x27;t have time in the morning to set it up and wait and I am completely disoriented until I get my coffee.  Piss.  Turn on the computer.  Shower.  Drink coffee.  Browse websites.

ClubDirt · Answer

never understood coffee, i can probably count on two hands the number of cups of coffee i&#x27;ve had in my life.

searchwarrant · Answer

&#xD;&#xA;It&#x27;s the Ambien depeche.

Stiln · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by Henry-Lilly]  Fancy boy with the automated machine.... you drink it out of one of those little tiny cups too?  [/Quote]Ha its worth the money to get a good machine. You put the water and coffee in the night before and there you goBut to your question ya gotta piss first..

Henry-Lilly · Answer

May get one for those mornings that I have to be somewhere.  Right now I sleep until my eyes open.

jasonwhitesknee · Answer

roll and out of bed and pee.  make sure the wife makes coffee after she rolls over to do the same

mr_bollox · Answer

i have to let the dog out first

captjohn67 · Answer

love my coffee, but no more caffeine the rest of the day

Rocafella · Answer

piss, start the coffee, tame the magic dragon

cave0707 · Answer

love coffee

2169 · Answer

Not a fan of coffee

nc1capper · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by Henry-Lilly] My only question when I roll out of bed is do I piss first or get the coffee brewing.  [/Quote] and a good ? it is

HutchEmAll · Answer

You guys need to step into the 21st century.

https://www.keurig.com/brewers/platinum-plus-brewing-system

No fuss, no muss. One cup at a time. And you can do tea, hot chocolate.....lots of options.

OnlyGod · Answer

My Kcup machine brews it perfect every time.

Henry-Lilly · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by HutchEmAll]  You guys need to step into the 21st century.https://www.keurig.com/brewers/platinum-plus-brewing-system&#xD;&#xA;No fuss, no muss.  One cup at a time.  And you can do tea, hot chocolate.....lots of options.     [/Quote]I am Henry-Lilly and I approve of this technology.Got one 2 weeks and loving it.  George Jetson&#x27;s got nothing on me.

wallstreetcappers · Answer

Price per cup on those auto machine gets pretty high, is it worth THAT much for a morning cup of coffee?

FriedShrimp · Answer

I don&#x27;t understand the K cups.  Making coffee couldn&#x27;t get any simpler than it already is.  Pour water in it, scoop the coffee in, and push a button.&#xD;&#xA;WTF?...... There is nothing easier than this.

Henry-Lilly · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by FriedShrimp]  I don&#x27;t understand the K cups.  Making coffee couldn&#x27;t get any simpler than it already is.  Pour water in it, scoop the coffee in, and push a button.&#xD;&#xA;WTF?...... There is nothing easier than this.&#xD;&#xA;   [/Quote]There was nothing easier than turning the knob on the television set to change channels, but now we all have remotes don&#x27;t we?  Don&#x27;t fight it, bro.  Embrace the future.....

FriedShrimp · Answer

Remotes are mandatory so don&#x27;t have to get up.&#xD;&#xA;But making coffee is the easiest thing that will be done in a day if not a month.  And you can&#x27;t control the brew strength on a K cup.&#xD;&#xA;Thinking those Kcups were designed for places without sinks or something.

FriedShrimp · Answer

Seriously.......... can think of anything less difficult to do than making coffee?&#xD;&#xA;Anything?

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