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Should Your garbage Float OR Not Float Is The Question??

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i hope this becomes a popular thread

i've looked online to see why it floats sometimes and not some other times..

from what i found vegetarians shit doesn't float and people believe it's due to no animal fat.. it makes a gas and it floats.. 

but mine mostly sinks and i don't eat a lot of veggies..

i drink lots and lots of water everyday.. this is what i usually eat in a day

morning

wake up drink 500ml of water eat either waffles/instant oatmeal/cereal/with a glass of either milk/orange juice/apple juice..

bike to work

mid morning

bottle of water and a granola bar

lunch

turkey breast/ham wrap with diet pepsi

mid afternoon

bottle of water and smoothie

late afternoon

bike home

more water yet again.. lite workout before supper

supper 5-5:30ish

grilled chicken breast wild rice and mixed veggies diet pepsi..

then i workout for a hour

and there is the question do i shit too much??

how much do you shit in a day? or week?
 
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lol title thread i put shit lol garbage
 
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float
 
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1 float - 0 sinkers
 
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im nervous
 
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i dont inspect my shit. but the gas argument is bogus...i dont eat any animal products and i fart like a f'n idiot
 
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I dont think you can shit too much...you can shit too little

probably 3 -4 per day no?

this is a disgusting little thread
 
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I've been watching mine for a week or two since this thread was created.  It is a sick thread but half mine float, and half sink.
 
 
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The best are the cellulose floaters.  Big and pooffy
 
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Quote Originally Posted by FriedShrimp:

The best are the cellulose floaters.  Big and pooffy


lol.. too funny...

i had a shit the other day it was like a iceberg most of it was under and there was some STICKING OUT of the WATER.. it could have very well sank the titanic
 
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WTF??? 
 
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This forum is going to shit.?
 
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the floaters are the healthy ones no? lots of fiber?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by FREE_WINNERS:



lol.. too funny...

i had a shit the other day it was like a iceberg most of it was under and there was some STICKING OUT of the WATER.. it could have very well sank the titanic


I call those icebergs too
 
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I love to eat fruits and veggies.  The only problem is I shit a lot when I eat them.

On the other hand, I have a bad habit of eating a lot of fast foods. When I eat a lot of fast foods, my shit is very dry and it's hard to pass through my asshole. I have to push very hard like how pregnant woman push to get the babies out.  Because of the friction, I tend to have some anal bleeding which last up to a week.

Also, when I eat at Taco Bell, I always get diarrhea so I have all kinds of shit problems to deal with.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Rockdog:

I love to eat fruits and veggies.  The only problem is I shit a lot when I eat them.

On the other hand, I have a bad habit of eating a lot of fast foods. When I eat a lot of fast foods, my shit is very dry and it's hard to pass through my asshole. I have to push very hard like how pregnant woman push to get the babies out.  Because of the friction, I tend to have some anal bleeding which last up to a week.

Also, when I eat at Taco Bell, I always get diarrhea so I have all kinds of shit problems to deal with.

Sounds like a dysfunctional relationship between you and your angry anus 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by longshotsws:



I call those icebergs too
icebergs  

i refer to them as

Beached whales

 
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Googled this and there are thousands of forums and websites discussing this.
 
Can't seem to get a clear answer on which is better.  Sinker or floater.  The vegetarians claim that theirs floats and is better but that looks like a bogus argument.
 
The only semi reliable piece of info I gathered was if it ALWAYS floats, that could indicate a digestive problem. 
 
So far, reasons for floating are....
 
1)  Gas
2)  Fat content
3)  Undigested cellulose
 
 
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For people who go outside and liable to step into dog shit, what is more important is the consistency of dog shit.
 
Certain brands of dog food claim and provide a tighter compact stool which you can just pick up with your bare hands and throw it in the bushes.  Iams dog food provides a compact, dry stool.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by FriedShrimp:

For people who go outside and liable to step into dog shit, what is more important is the consistency of dog shit.
 
Certain brands of dog food claim and provide a tighter compact stool which you can just pick up with your bare hands and throw it in the bushes.  Iams dog food provides a compact, dry stool.


https://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/enormous-turd.jpg
 
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Quote Originally Posted by FriedShrimp:

Googled this and there are thousands of forums and websites discussing this.
 
Can't seem to get a clear answer on which is better.  Sinker or floater.  The vegetarians claim that theirs floats and is better but that looks like a bogus argument.
 
The only semi reliable piece of info I gathered was if it ALWAYS floats, that could indicate a digestive problem. 
 
So far, reasons for floating are....
 
1)  Gas
2)  Fat content
3)  Undigested cellulose
 


i hear fatty foods float like crazy..i wonder if old poop floats better
 
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I know when I eat corn I will see it again coming out
 
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Quote Originally Posted by rubberneck:

I know when I eat corn I will see it again coming out


that's like me with nuts and sesame seeds..
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Rockdog:

I love to eat fruits and veggies.  The only problem is I shit a lot when I eat them.

On the other hand, I have a bad habit of eating a lot of fast foods. When I eat a lot of fast foods, my shit is very dry and it's hard to pass through my asshole. I have to push very hard like how pregnant woman push to get the babies out.  Because of the friction, I tend to have some anal bleeding which last up to a week.

Also, when I eat at Taco Bell, I always get diarrhea so I have all kinds of shit problems to deal with.


I dont know if you're joking or not but
that is the funniest shit I've read in ages (no pun intended}
I almost shit myself laughing (pun)
 
 
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I was hoping you didn't bring up the "s" word, you were doing so well getting your message across with just the "g" word...frankly, you ruined a noteworthy topic that otherwise would have garnered tremendous discussion in this forum
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