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What the fuck were we thinking?

 
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Oh Geez I dont know, maybe when you find someone who loves you, accepts your faults, treats you with respect, bears your children and takes care of you and your children without asking for a f*cking thing in return, gives you what you need when you need it and still looks at your old behind the same way she did when you were young and handsome, stands by you even when she knows you are wrong.

You have soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo F*cking much to learn Kid.

Do the world a favor, 
Do not get married and more importantly do not pro-create

We have enough flawed DNA running around, no need for someone of your low moral fiber and fatally flawed Character to bring children int o the pathetic hell you call a life.

Now what were you thinking making a post like this when you obviously do not know the joys of marraige.

 
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^You just described my dog.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by mafioso:

Oh Geez I dont know, maybe when you find someone who loves you, accepts your faults, treats you with respect, bears your children and takes care of you and your children without asking for a f*cking thing in return, gives you what you need when you need it and still looks at your old behind the same way she did when you were young and handsome, stands by you even when she knows you are wrong.

You have soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo F*cking much to learn Kid.

Do the world a favor, 
Do not get married and more importantly do not pro-create

We have enough flawed DNA running around, no need for someone of your low moral fiber and fatally flawed Character to bring children int o the pathetic hell you call a life.

Now what were you thinking making a post like this when you obviously do not know the joys of marraige.

I think you misunderstood him.Chill man.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by speak2truth:

^You just described my dog.

You screw your dog too?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by mafioso:

Oh Geez I dont know, maybe when you find someone who loves you, accepts your faults, treats you with respect, bears your children and takes care of you and your children without asking for a f*cking thing in return, gives you what you need when you need it and still looks at your old behind the same way she did when you were young and handsome, stands by you even when she knows you are wrong.

You have soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo F*cking much to learn Kid.

Do the world a favor, 
Do not get married and more importantly do not pro-create

We have enough flawed DNA running around, no need for someone of your low moral fiber and fatally flawed Character to bring children int o the pathetic hell you call a life.

Now what were you thinking making a post like this when you obviously do not know the joys of marraige.

 

You are one bitter old man. Most of your posts are hae. You sit behind your keyboard and spew the worst kind of nonsense at time. Shocking though, because usually when you choose to write intellectually, you aren't that stupid usually. As another poster commented, "chill out."

Take a Cialis and give the old lady a good time.

You bitter old white fool

 
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Cialis will make him a 3 minute man.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by mafioso:

Oh Geez I dont know, maybe when you find someone who loves you, accepts your faults, treats you with respect, bears your children and takes care of you and your children without asking for a f*cking thing in return, gives you what you need when you need it and still looks at your old behind the same way she did when you were young and handsome, stands by you even when she knows you are wrong.

You have soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo F*cking much to learn Kid.

Do the world a favor, 
Do not get married and more importantly do not pro-create

We have enough flawed DNA running around, no need for someone of your low moral fiber and fatally flawed Character to bring children int o the pathetic hell you call a life.

Now what were you thinking making a post like this when you obviously do not know the joys of marraige.

 

  Calm down dude
 
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Quote Originally Posted by mafioso:

Oh Geez I dont know, maybe when you find someone who loves you, accepts your faults, treats you with respect, bears your children and takes care of you and your children without asking for a f*cking thing in return, gives you what you need when you need it and still looks at your old behind the same way she did when you were young and handsome, stands by you even when she knows you are wrong.

You have soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo F*cking much to learn Kid.

Do the world a favor, 
Do not get married and more importantly do not pro-create

We have enough flawed DNA running around, no need for someone of your low moral fiber and fatally flawed Character to bring children int o the pathetic hell you call a life.

Now what were you thinking making a post like this when you obviously do not know the joys of marraige.


Wow, you and Boom Boom seem really happy!  
 
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LOL I'm not white but I am bitter.

 
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Admire dudes that enter that sunken shipwreck.... takes some huge balls.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by mafioso:

LOL I'm not white but I am bitter.

that's what gambling mixed with 20 years of marriage will do to you, rotflmao. Man I'm just playin, don't go off me
 
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Marriage does seem outdated. Why do you need a legally binding document to commit?  It sounds like buying puss for the longhaul.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by slikstiks99:

Marriage does seem outdated. Why do you need a legally binding document to commit?  It sounds like buying puss for the longhaul.



In Zambia aren't you  allowed to claim whatever puss you want for the longhaul without a decision from the woman
 
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"accepts your faults, treats you with respect,takes care of you and your children without asking for a f*cking thing in return, gives you what you need when you need it and still looks at your old behind the same way she did when you were young and handsome, stands by you even when she knows you are wrong".



In the interest of full disclosure......I don't think Mafioso has been completely honest here....as I believe he married an Asian chick.....................
  *so no shocker that he has received those things stated above.....because in (most) Asian cultures the wife realizes it is her JOB.....to take care of her husband

in sharp / painful contrast to her American / white counterparts.......who view marriage as a life-long ticket to sit on her azz and b-i-t-c-h.....then send her husband to an early grave > collect the insurance......
  *or if divorced early....use the husbands cash > get a titty job / facelift > repeat

.....when in doubt boys....go Asian
  *works most every time.....women....cars.....doctors.......airlines....< well most every time........
    
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I think about this on a daily basis. I'm in a committed relationship, but constantly tell all my single friends to never ever get married...I miss the single life, not just for the girls, but just for that life.

...and the crazy thing is, I love my girl to death and love being with her, it's just, it's just...I miss that life.

*tear*

ok, I'm over it lol
 
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Its okay to get married as long as you keep your options open. 
 
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I think the trick is not to marry American women. They are the worst, if you can go international then do so. Ive had several people tell me its the best and only option.
 
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South Americans have it just right. Get married and have a mistress on the side. It's standard procedure.
 
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* I copied and pasted this from a previous post I thought it was funny and relevant

A public service announcment for guys about marriage

OK guys, I was talking last night and we got a consensus of at least ten guys that the following is what lies ahead for you in marriage. So think carefully before you pop the question.

Year one: Sex, sex, sex. All you could want. On the floor, in the woods, the car, the beach. Every time you’re alone, you’re banging like rabbits. Nothing is off limits. Nowhere either one of you won’t lick, tickle or tease. Each time you look at her naked body, you are filled with gratitude that God has given you this woman.

Year two: It slows down, but you try to keep it hot just out of fear. You don’t want to become one of those couples. But now there’s no more spontaneous blowjobs. Things are more routine, but that’s OK because you’re still getting it regular and you’re happy.

Years 3-5: Along comes the house and kids. Through it all, you find less and less time or reason to have sex. You go from 7 or more orgasms a week down to probably once a month. You get a bloated beer belly and your love handles turn into big bulges. She gets flabby with baby weight that just won’t go away. The second kid is even worse. She refuses to get stitched up after the second kid and so she’s now so loose you can’t even come inside her. When you do have sex, it’s like friggin a bowl of pudding.

Years 5-7: You decide to get back in shape, to try to revive your sex life. You get trimmed down at the gym, almost to where you were before marriage. She gives it a half-hearted effort, but can’t make much progress. She refuses to wear any lingerie you buy her, instead coming to bed in a T-shirt (if you’re lucky) or a torn up set of PJs. And you now have to beg and schedule sex, which is cold and automatic. You now are masturbating regularly. In the shower, in the bathroom at work, anywhere, anytime you have a private moment. But the effect is minimal and you are constantly horny. For the first time, you will contemplate divorce. You’ll visit web sites about it and perhaps skim a book in the bookstore about divorce.

Years 7-9: You find yourself staring in amazement at this woman and trying to remember when she was hot. Want a preview? Picture your girlfriend, now thicken up her arms by a third. Picture her behind all flattened and her legs thicker and more muscular. When you do convince her to make love, she usually quickly gets on her knees for you to enter her from behind and asks you not to fuckup her cold cream while you’re doing her. She’s dry as a bone and the scent of unwashed behind wafts up as you’re trying to bang her. She is hoping for another baby, but it seems unlikely. Your stomach churns at just the thought. By now you’ve had an affair or two. Maybe a crazy chick at the office or a couple hookers now and then, but the stress of it is too much. You are in disbelief that you are actually now masturbating in bed beside her as she snores.

Year 9: It’s over. You occasionally score some outside poontang, but it’s expensive. Your wife now openly scorns any advances you make. If you suggest she get in shape, she labels you a woman-hater. Real men like women with curves, not sticks. Curves, sure, you think, but not roll after roll of blubber. She has stopped shaving, so that if you try to go down on her the hair is everywhere, matted and full of snarls. You hope to God she’s banging someone on the side, but you know it’s unlikely. You try to titty darn her, but she doesn’t like that. There’s now no way to have an orgasm while you’re actually touching her.

Year 10: You can’t sleep through the night. Even masturbating doesn’t help. You surf the Web or drink into the wee hours, praying for death’s sweet release to come and take you or her. You’ve talked with a lawyer, but after he lays out the reality for you, you know that can’t afford divorce unless you’re prepared to live in your parent’s basement while all your income goes toward maintaining your wife and kids. Plus, you love the kids. You can’t bear the thought of splitting up their family. Your future stretches before you like a desert, baking and sucking the life out of anything that tries to cross it.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by bookieassassin:

"accepts your faults, treats you with respect,takes care of you and your children without asking for a f*cking thing in return, gives you what you need when you need it and still looks at your old behind the same way she did when you were young and handsome, stands by you even when she knows you are wrong".



In the interest of full disclosure......I don't think Mafioso has been completely honest here....as I believe he married an Asian chick.....................
  *so no shocker that he has received those things stated above.....because in (most) Asian cultures the wife realizes it is her JOB.....to take care of her husband

in sharp / painful contrast to her American / white counterparts.......who view marriage as a life-long ticket to sit on her azz and b-i-t-c-h.....then send her husband to an early grave > collect the insurance......
  *or if divorced early....use the husbands cash > get a titty job / facelift > repeat

.....when in doubt boys....go Asian
  *works most every time.....women....cars.....doctors.......airlines....< well most every time........
    

Yes, You are 100% Spot on, I married an Asian Woman, and I get treated like a God, not like a king but a God.

I couldnt ask for anything better and truth is she is a hell of a lot more than I deserve.
 
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Your analysis on Asian vs. American white women is spot on!!

I prefer Eastern European.

 
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Jesus Christ darien. I'm at years 3-5 and everything has been on point so far!
 
 
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Considering half of the people who get married get divorced, you're gonna have a lot of jaded people.  Then throw in the fact that 25% of the 50% who stay married basically do so out of convenience (sex once every month or two....get along, but the passion is probably gone).  

I'd say one in four people are probably happily married if you take everything into account.  
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