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A happy guy walks into a Catholic church and sees the priest walking up and down swinging an incense burner.
He tells the priest, "Sweetie I love your dress but your purse is on fire."
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A neighbor looks in the window of a house and sees a rabbi, a priest, and a protestant preacher playing poker. He doesn't like any of them so he calls the cops.
When the card players see the cop car approach they hide the cards and chips.
The cops ask the priest if he was playing poker and he says "no."
They ask the protestant preacher and he says "No."
They ask the rabbi and he says, "So with who?"
A happy guy walks into a Catholic church and sees the priest walking up and down swinging an incense burner.
He tells the priest, "Sweetie I love your dress but your purse is on fire."
____________________________________
A neighbor looks in the window of a house and sees a rabbi, a priest, and a protestant preacher playing poker. He doesn't like any of them so he calls the cops.
When the card players see the cop car approach they hide the cards and chips.
The cops ask the priest if he was playing poker and he says "no."
They ask the protestant preacher and he says "No."
They ask the rabbi and he says, "So with who?"
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