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Big weekend, get your Korans and matches ready. You know what to do.

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who's in, other than holdem and richardA?

everyone knows that when christians say god is great and tell that adam and eve story and also the one about how all 1 million+ living species hopped into that boat and were saved from the flood, and whatever other mumbo jumbo was beaten into their heads since preschool, or more likely home school, that it is all true and righteous.  and it just makes sense.

everyone also knows that when muslims say their god is great and tell whatever religious stories they tell, it is all false and evil, just ridiculous that anyone can believe anything about islam.   

for that reason, i expect everyone to join in and celebrate the newest christian holiday- burn a koran day.  let's hope these books actually incinerate, unlike the bible story of the burning bush which somehow never actually burned although it was on fire, another story we all know to be true since it's in the bible.  
 
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forgot the link, in case anyone needs instructions or wants to donate to the great ringleader of a movement whose time has surely come.  
 
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you know i'm in,,,,,,,,,,,  

i'm acutally with holdem and richieboy as we speak,,,,,,,,,,,figuring out our costumes now...........
 
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Amazing we are talking about adults here.
 
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ClubDirt... I think you forgot to mention all of the Christian's who run into a public store / market / hotel and yell out ALLAHHHHHH then blow themselves along with 20 innocent people up...

Or the Christian's who hijack planes and crash them into buildings...

Or the Christian's who attempt to blow up the WTC on multiple occasions.

Or the Christian's who try to set off shoe bombs in an airplane

Or the Christians' who behead people and then air it on television


 
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Quote Originally Posted by woopdurritis:

ClubDirt... I think you forgot to mention all of the Christian's who run into a public store / market / hotel and yell out ALLAHHHHHH then blow themselves along with 20 innocent people up...

Or the Christian's who hijack planes and crash them into buildings...

Or the Christian's who attempt to blow up the WTC on multiple occasions.

Or the Christian's who try to set off shoe bombs in an airplane

Or the Christians' who behead people and then air it on television



woop, of the 1.5 million or so muslims on this planet, no doubt there are some bad ones.  that's why burn the koran day is so important- to bring the rest of them back in line.  

cacab, i think we all know the perfect costume.  and the great part for the few burn the koran participants who aren't financially well off, is that you can buy the costume cheaply at your local walmart bedding department.  everybody wins on burn the koran day.  
 
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isnt it ironic.  religion will be the death of us all
 
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Quote Originally Posted by dillon24:

isnt it ironic.  religion will be the death of us all

 

unless that groundhog get ya first....................... 

 
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I say leave the Koreans out of it.
 
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guest list update:

 

just got a text messages from barrydingles and kidrio..............

they confirmed they will be attending as well

this is gonna be a fuckin blast.........................

 
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So,,,we will all be meeting in the wal-mart parking lot, as per instructions, bring your own sheet and your own koran, but please leave all koreans at home 

(Don't forget, Richie A needs to be picked up --- still need a volunteer   )

 
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What are you talking about


To stop the problems of religion we should start hating other religions?  And if those religions all did the same?  It would just be a bigger problem and you would be back on here complaining and pointing fingers at everyone causing problems.


I have no problem with any religion if it makes a person happy and peaceful.  Who cares if YOU believe what they do.  If it works for them you should be happy.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by cacabware:

 

 

So,,,we will all be meeting in the wal-mart parking lot, as per instructions, bring your own sheet and your own koran, but please leave all koreans at home 

(Don't forget, Richie A needs to be picked up --- still need a volunteer   )




Real fights take place in Toys R Us parking lots-

 
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Quote Originally Posted by ClubDirt:


woop, of the 1.5 million or so muslims on this planet, no doubt there are some bad ones.  that's why burn the koran day is so important- to bring the rest of them back in line.  

cacab, i think we all know the perfect costume.  and the great part for the few burn the koran participants who aren't financially well off, is that you can buy the costume cheaply at your local walmart bedding department.  everybody wins on burn the koran day.  

Just about a billion off there.

 
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Also do a little research and find out what percent of muslims said they agreed with the 9/11 attacks.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by woopdurritis:

ClubDirt... I think you forgot to mention all of the Christian's who run into a public store / market / hotel and yell out ALLAHHHHHH then blow themselves along with 20 innocent people up...

Or the Christian's who hijack planes and crash them into buildings...

Or the Christian's who attempt to blow up the WTC on multiple occasions.

Or the Christian's who try to set off shoe bombs in an airplane

Or the Christians' who behead people and then air it on television


 

Touche wise sir

 

These stupid athiests go "religion" bashing everytime some Islamic nutjob kills a bunch of people.  As though Christians, Mormons, Hindus, Jehovah Witness, Shinto's, Confucianists, had anything to do with some pissed off arab strapping a bomb to himself. 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Dsn150:




Real fights take place in Toys R Us parking lots-





Revising the itinerary 



WE ARE NOW MEETING IN THE TOYS R U PARKING LOT  (and still waiting on a volunteer to pick up richieboy  )


 
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Quote Originally Posted by StraightShooter:

Also do a little research and find out what percent of muslims said they agreed with the 9/11 attacks.

they polled over a billion muslims?
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Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan:


they polled over a billion muslims?

I suppose you think Rasmussen needs to poll 250 million Americans as well.  

 
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I suppose you think that any poll of a population of over 1 billion could be accurate, particularly when none of us know just how many muslims there really are in the 3rd world countries.
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Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan:

I suppose you think that any poll of a population of over 1 billion could be accurate, particularly when none of us know just how many muslims there really are in the 3rd world countries.

Interesting how Rasmussen keeps accurately predicting political elections without polling the entire country. Must be magic.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by StraightShooter:

Just about a billion off there.


good catch, shooter.  surely, i meant to write billion.  or maybe i did that on purpose so as to not scare the christians and allow them to think the competition isn't so great in number, and growing.  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by StraightShooter:

Interesting how Rasmussen keeps accurately predicting political elections without polling the entire country. Must be magic.


When was the last time Rasmussen accurately predicted the outcome of an election in a 3rd world country? 
You are bright enough to understand what I am saying here
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polls are bad enough when the question is as simple as, which candidate are yo voting for?  i don't know how helpful a poll is when it asks a question about a person's emotional or intellectual reaction to 9/11.  it's a pretty simple question and answer for most americans, but not everyone sees 9/11 like we do.  
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