Birthday Gift Ideas for my girlfriend Help Wanted

Take Train's idea.. that's what I would have said..

or a nice Over Night stay at a local Bed/Breakfast or Inn.

Ok dude, I'm going to give you the best "cheese dick" gift ever, but I guarantee your girl will love it.

Go to a store like "Things Remembered" and buy her a nice box. It can be a jewelry box, music box, whatever. Make sure it's decent size (say around the size of a tissue box). If it's from a place like that have it engraved with "Our Memories". Next, take little pieces of paper and write memorable things that you two have done together. Get as sappy as you possibly can (ie - our first kiss at so and so). Fold them into small squares as if you were pulling names out of a hat.

Do not let her open it in public, this should be a private setting between you two only. When she opens it tell her you made her a Memory Box with some intitial entries and she can add to it over time (my ex wife would put movie and concert tickets in it). Here's the kicker and you gotta play it out like this:

"Babe whenever you are having a bad day or we get in a fight and your feeling down, I want you to pull something from our memory box so you know how much I really love you".

Mark my words, you will be a legend amoungst her female family and friends.

Man, this is as easy as it gets. 

Get her some flowers (just 2-3 roses...no need to go crazy) and a card.  Just tell her to be at your place at a pre-arranged time and have everything ready.  Candles....MAKE a nice dinner, don't buy it.  Have a nice dinner....actually turn down the lights and maybe put on some good music....really work at it.  Drink whatever you like. 

After dinner, take a nice warm bath with her.  Have some candles and some champagne.  Don't jump her bones, just get her warmed up.  Once you are done with that, just bring her naked out to your bed.  Lay her down on the bed and be sure to have a movie that SHE will like...if it's got a little sizzle to it, all the better.....will just get her in the mood. 

Break out the soft blankets and baby oil.  Give her a baby oil rub.  Star with her back as you sit on her butt.  Watch the movie for a while.  When you think it's been enough time (don't rush it), tell her it's time for the front.  Let's just say if you tease her a bit, you'll be having sex before you actually complete the front part of the body rub and she won't even give a shit about what movie is on any longer.  

What's great about this is she will appreciate it WAY more than some $200 dinner and it will cost you $75 to $100 depending on what kind of booze/food you buy. 

I have about 3-4 different versions of this and if you actually put effort into it, they will be begging for you to screw them by the end.     

Quote Originally Posted by willneverstop:

.. YEAH GET HER A BOX AND END UP SINGLE THE NEXT DAY.. WHAT 24 YEAR OLD WANTS A BOX

Whatever you say pal, you obviously don't know women.

Been married for 16 years. Forgot an anniversary card once, about 11 years ago. Was actually out of town for the holiday. Caught grief for not planning ahead. She was right. I will never be allowed to forget it, but it helps me not forget again.

Give the girl a ring. You can always upgrade. Regardless of finances, she is well aware that you have money to gamble, but can't justify buying a ring.  Just trying to help.