Commonly mispronounced words and phrases that disturb you.

went missing.

Well, I guess he'll came found eventually.

in Pittsburgh - "jumbo" (bologna),

it's assumed at a grocery store deli that "Garlic Jumbo" is either Lugers or Eckrich Garlic Bologna. THE classic steel mill "shop rat sammich" (for sandwich)

one thing the Mrs and I really miss about Pittsburgh is the food at little local bars esp a "Big Fish" "Sammich" on fridays

athlete ---- pronounced ath - el - ete

nuclear --- listen to George Bush say it.

"To be honest with you............"

Actually don't be honest, I would prefer that you bullshit me. Stop saying this people - it's fu***ng stupid and ridiculous.

I assume everything you have told me previously is a load of dungpile?

Waiters."Äre you still working on that sir?"

Working on it? I'm still enjoying it, now go away.

Basically.

Literally

Both words used out of context should include no less than 20 19th century lashings when used out of context. (many sore backs).

Sant Louis instead of Saint Louis (common with those who say  Missour-a)

Isrul instead of Israel

I have always found the millions of nitwits that spend their time looking for "closure" after someone close to them dies to be particularly entertaining.

since it is a sports forum......

Using Temple of the game (sports)

instead of Tempo of the game. Retarded and annoying, especially when athletes, broadcasters, even coaches say it on television.

Also, using ironic or irony in the wrong manner.

"How ironic." or "Isn't that ironic?" no it's not ironic you effin moron, It's a COINCIDENCE, freakin half wit