I use to date this girl..the stereotypical dumb blonde. Sometimes I would just laugh inside at the quirky things she did. One morning, she had me rolling on the floor. She said that she was going to the store across the street to buy some coffee. I came downstairs when I heard come back. She comes back with this big tin of Foldgers Decaff. I said you bought the wrong kind..thats Decaff. She looks at it and goes...oh shit!!.
So I ask her, are you going to take it back?. She ponders my question in her mind. I can see the little mouse running in her head. I go to the living room to turn on the tv and go right back in the kitchen where I see her putting DOUBLE the amount of cups needed to brew the coffee.
I said what are you doing?. She looks at me and says, well you wanted Regular not Decaff so i'm using double the amount. 
I than started busting a gut...I was laughing so hard tears came down my face. 
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