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As a small crowd gathered around, Lou once brought a baby lamb back to life with a simple rub of his beard and a wink of his eye. While the crowd stared in awe of the miracle that just took place, Lou viciously head butted the lamb back to instant death. He did this just to remind the crowded people, that:

 "The Good Lou giveth....and The Good Lou... he taketh away"...

 

True story...I "SNOPED" it....

 

 

 
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Posted: #77

Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

yep...he likes to kill dogs too...

No, no, no. Once again you misunderstand.

I was just noticing how many people agreed with me at what a jerk you are................

 
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He lives by the motto................safety third

If he said it would cost an arm and a leg.................it would

His To Do list has won Pulitzers...........

He has never used lip balm

He once saw a psychic.........................to warn her

Stay thirsty, my friends

 
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Posted: #79
Quote Originally Posted by laythepoints:

As a small crowd gathered around, Lou once brought a baby lamb back to life with a simple rub of his beard and a wink of his eye. While the crowd stared in awe of the miracle that just took place, Lou viciously head butted the lamb back to instant death. He did this just to remind the crowded people, that:

 "The Good Lou giveth....and The Good Lou... he taketh away"...

 

True story...I "SNOPED" it....

 



Haha nice.

And Lou, you are a BOSS. That commercial rocked... I really liked it. I think I liked it most because you look like you very well could be the most interesting gambler in the world. You have the aurora similar to the guy on the XX commercials.
 
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Posted: #80
Quote Originally Posted by The Hawk:

No, no, no. Once again you misunderstand.

I was just noticing how many people agreed with me at what a jerk you are................





not just a jerk, a total tool.....one of those people the world would be better without
 
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Posted: #81
He got in touch with his feminine side, and found that it was so seductive he got a boner just thinking about it.
 
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Posted: #82

i wonder if they different versions of these commercials for the different areas of the country/world.. i haven't heard a lot of these.

 

one i'd like to hear them add: once clogged a toilet, with his urine.

 
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Posted: #83
He's been  a best-man at weddings ..... to people he doesn't even know.  
 
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Posted: #84
Love the video Lou
 
 
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He doesn't always lick box... but when he does, he prefers firecrotch.  

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