Dream Job

Hey Boys ,

I have a fun one here. I was just taking about my dream job and I think my dream job would have to be being a mattress tester. Paid to sleep and if I was to sleep over 8 hrs there would be over time of course. There would be extra pay for reporting of sexual activity during the shift .

Boys what s your dream job ? I will send the winner a Covers golf shirt . The winner must have a favorite sportbook picked.

Lou.

some hot model's Oil Guy!

I want to be a porn star an work 24/7 thats my dream  job

I have a buddy who is a writer for a major fantasy football publication and also does a radio show for 2 hours on Saturday on a local sports radio station.  I saw him at the MN State Fair last month and he told me:  "The only thing that would be better is if I could make a living serving all my friends beer." 

That about sums it up. 

I think being a NFL sports announcer would be a dream job. Talking sports everyday,meeting famous athletes on a daily basis ,traveling all over the country every week and only working 5 months a year.

 Not to mention trying to figure out how to throw in a betting reference every MNF game for all the fellow degenerates watching the game

Professional Gambler - full year's contract 

Job Description & Benefits given 
  - Some previous betting experience required but winning  record/percentage irrelevant
  - You will be given $1,000,000 to bet with over the course of a full calendar year (this of course will not be your money but you shall be able to keep any & all profits made)
  - You will keep a diary of all plays made at Covers.com  
  - Generous expense account including unlimited mileage & travel expenses to go and watch games anywhere in the world, this will help with your handicapping knowledge. Choice of exotic and luxury cars also available at various destinations plus your choice of rental apartments or luxury hotels
 - Personal assistant will available at all times. Your choice from the following girls. You can select two or three girls if you so require.If these girls are not to your satisfaction you may choose elsewhere.They will also perform sexual favours if you so desire  
 - Basic salary also of $100,000 plus healthcare,company car to keep when contract is over (choice of Mercedes S Class,BMW 7 Series,Audi A8,Range Rover or similar) Also, rent or mortgage paid for during the duration of the contract

Contact Lou @ Covers.com for an application form  

I should also mention your contract will be automatically renewed if your winning percentage is more than 50% or if you show a profit of any amount over the course of the year   

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