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My favorite are :

"Roughing up the suspect"

"Palmela Handerson"

and

"Thumbelina and her 4 sisters"

 

 
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"Kung Fu Grip"
 
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fucking my fist
 
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liquidate the inventory

punishing the bishop

hand to gland combat

5 against 1

dishonorable discharge

 
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A hunter accidently drank some buckshot which had fallen into his beer one evening.

An hour later, he came inside the cabin and tells his buddies, "You'll never believe what just happened. I went outside to take a leak, and pissed out one of the bullets I drank. "

An hour after that, he comes back into the cabin again and says, "Guys, you'll never believe what just happened."

"Yeah,yeah we know," said his friends, "You went outside to pee and you pissed out another bullet."

"No, I was masturbating and shot the dog!"

 
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CHOKE THE CHICKEN

WHIP THE WIRE

BEAT THE MEAT

WANK WILLIE ONE EYE

SPANK THE MONKEY

 

 
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killin' babies

rubbing one out

beatin' off

 

 
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sick bastards      
 
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petting the magic dragon
 
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tossin' off

 

 
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Choking The Straightshooter.   8===D 
 
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Toilet target practice

Mass murder

Beating baby batter
 
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Sanding the obelisk
 
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FAP
 
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I stopped masturbating when I was a teenager
 
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bashing the bishop or good ol' wanking
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TRAIN69:

My favorite are :

"Roughing up the suspect"

"Palmela Handerson"

and

"Thumbelina and her 4 sisters"

 

 

best one

 
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Relishing my hotdog
 
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Drainin the main vein.
 
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getting a workout

making my main muscle bigger
 
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Milking the snake
 
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banging my wife
 
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PULLING THE GOALIE..............
 
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Shaking the dew off of your lilly
 
 
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"Taking my talents to South Beach"

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